May: HARRO EVERYONEEE! And welcome tooo...Shugo chara randomness and T or D! :D this is my first fanfiction...thingy so please be nice? and please R&R!(btw my friend made me upload this...)oh and the chrs may be a little OOC at times...eheh sorry! thank chuuu ^-^

(Disclaimer:I dont own shugo chara any music,games,ect.i only own my ideas for the randomness :D)


May: Hai persons!

ikuto: ...Cant you talk like a normal person?

Amu: Ikuto be nice to may-chan.

May: thank chu Amu-chan :D

Amu: no problem ^^

(rest of SC cast walk in)

SC cast: Hello everyone!

May: hi guys :D

Yaya: CAN SOMEONE GIVE YAYA CANDY? CUZ THEY WONTTT (yaya cries)

May: D: LOOK AT WHAT U DID TO YAYA CHAN U MEANIES!

Everyone: (sweatdrop) sorry Yaya chan and May chan...

Yaya: SEE MAY CHI LIKES YAYA!

Tadase: Yaya please dont yell so loud?

May:...

Ikuto: Whats wrong with her now?

Amu: Hmm...She's a SUPER Amuto fan so...i guess...(sweatdrop)

May: (death glare at tadase) STAY AWAY FROM AMU SHE'S IKUTO'S!

Everyone but Ikuto: (sweatdrop)...

Ikuto: (smirk) So amu is mine now?...Oh Amu-Koiiiiii~

Amu: I AM N-NOT YOURS P-PERVERT

May: (chuckles and has ikuto smirk) why did you stutter? Amu chan?

Amu: W-What i d-did not s-stutter...(amu's thoughts:Damnit...)

Utau: You did it again...

Amu: ...DX (amu hides behind Tadase)

May: DIDNT I SAY TO STAY AWAY FROM AMU DAMNIT! (death aura and glare at tadase)

Tadase: O_O...(tadase runs like hell as i chase him with ray gun and giant axe)

(A/N: Yes i said ray gun...Seven words...I play too much call of duty... :D...and sadly i dont own COD or the ray gun TT~TT...i wish i did tho :D)

(Ikuto hugs Amu) amu: o-o... W-Why did y-you do that p-pervert...

(May stares at amuto-ness) May: O.O...(goes into fangirl mode) OMFG AMUTO KAWAIIIII

(may faints) Everyone but amu and ikuto: what the heck just happend?

amu:...(amu stares into space then faints as well)

everyone but ikuto: wtf...?

(ikuto smirks) (i wake up and mega glomp and knock down ikuto)

ikuto: hello there may...wtf did u do that for?

May: (pink cat ears pop out of head) (huggles/squishes ikuto)

ikuto: may...cant...brethe...(lets go) (ikuto gasps for air) MY GOD YOUR STRONG

May: I LIEK COOKIES

ikuto: off topic much...

Kukai: o.o...

Nagi: uhh?...

Rima: why did she say that for no strange.

May: way to be blunt rima...(sweatdrop) cuz im a random and very strange person...HOW HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED THIS YET?

Tadase: Um yeah...

(May's eyes have evil glint and stares at tadase) Tadase: u-ummm...may-san?

(tackles tadase and puts dress on him and a girls wig)...

May: (whispers to ikuto) he looks like a girllllll O_O

(ikuto chuckles) ikuto: yo kiddy king what up with the sex change?

Tadase: N-NO I NEVER GOT ONE B-BUT MAY SAN P-

May: i put make up a longer blonde wig and even chest filler on him...

Tadase: M-MAY SAN (tadase goes in corner and cries not knowing how to get anything off)

May:i also used makeup that sticks to the face and chest filler that sticks to the skin

Amu: what else did you do to tadase-kun...

May:i kinda...glued the dress and wig onto him o.o

Amu: WHY WOULD U DO THAT WONT IT BE PAINFUL?

May: it washes off...after about 2 weeks... XD

Ikuto: nice XD

(utau slaps ikuto upside the head)

ikuto: ow...

kukai:UTAU wanna go get some ramen?

Utau: is that a challenge? i bet i can beat u there!...

(kukai and utau run off to ramen shop)

...(and yaya draged kairi to candy store and rima made nagi go to the mall with her)

May:...WHA-...THIS IS NOT COOL

ikuto amu and tadase: we are still here ya know?

may: orly now...

ikuto amu and tadase: yep...(sweatdrop)

tadase: may-san we should tell them about the truth or dare part of this Fan Fiction right?

may: oh right thats what i was forgeting...amu and ikuto can helps O.O

ikuto and amu: fine...

may: SOOO the truth or dare part of this is simple.

Amu: in a review (A/N: besides reviewing the story its self :D) you send i-

ikuto: send in truth or dares for

may: any of the following:Me,Amu,Ikuto,Utau,Rima,Kukai,Nagi,Yaya,or Kairi(A/N:might add OC's later)

may: and i make them do it :D if they refuse...(holds ray gun and a huge axe AND thundergun)

ikuto and amu: where the hell does she get that stuff?

may: I HAVE MY SOURCES O_O

ikuto: by the way...may why do you have cat ears?

may: CUZ I WANNA BE A CAT O_O besides i act like one...sum times o.o

amu: no wonder shes so fast O.O

amu: and why is your pen name sweetbloom if we call you may?

may: BECAUSSSSEEEEE my old nickname is sweetbloom and my new one is May...and the pen name may was taken

amu: o.o...

may: WOOOOOOOOO(is eating alot of candy)(jumping around room and off of walls)

amu: HOW DID SHE FIND YAYAS CANDY O_O oh shit...

may:(cat ears and tail pop out) nyaaa~ (tackles amu and pushes ikuto on top of her)

ikuto: (smirks) hello amu-KOIIII~

amu: I AM N-NOT YOUR K-KOI! AND G-GET OFF OF ME P-P-PERVERT NEKO BAKA!

ikuto: your words hurt me...amu-koiii~

amu: DX DAMN U MAY CHAN

may: oh excuse me amu...if you refuse i shall lock u in a closet with him for the day~

amu: may please no O_O IM BEGGING DX

ikuto: but but...(holds heart in fake pain) i thought you loved me amu koi~

amu: B-BAKA NEKO P-PERVERT!

may: so you dont deny you love him?~ oh i so win :D

(everyone else comes back)

may: ohai guys

everyone that came back: wtf did we miss O_O

may: oh nothingggg~(cat ears and tail disappear)

(ikuto is still on top of amu)

nagi: excuse me may-san?

may: what nagi? o.o

nagi: we should end the story now may-san...

may: o right...well everyone there ya go. its sc randomness and t or d

amu: GET HIM OFF ME DX

may: maybe in a sec...PLEASE R&R oh and if i have grammar issues please forgive me...

SC cast: PLEASE R&R SO WE CAN CONTINUE IN T OR D! :D

amu: CAN U GET HIM OFF NOW?

may:naww...imma leave u guys...(everyone but amu and ikuto leave)


may: oh and sorry i dont put periods and cap letters...(has short attention span with the extra stuff...)...my brother got rid of spell check and wont let me get it back D:...anyways, BAI BAIII!