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A/N: Hey guys, I don't know why but I felt like writing a really cheesy unrealistic Ranma-Gets-Pregnant story soo… here it is!

Beep. Beep. Beep.

Groan. I rolled over and slammed my fist down on the snooze button on my alarm clock. Time to get up. I pushed the covers off my body and somehow forced myself out of bed. I walked over to the mirror, ran a comb through my hair, and went downstairs still in my yellow pajamas with suns and cats on them.

Down the stairs and to the left, I went into the kitchen to make breakfast. As I was putting the frying pan onto the stove for eggs I heard someone shuffle into the sitting room and sit down at the kotatsu and groan.

Once I'd finished the eggs I walked into the sitting room to see Ranma sitting there in his yellow and blue boxers and his white muscle shirt. Except they didn't fit him right anymore. They were too tight from the bulge in his stomach. Probably because he was three and a half months pregnant.

"Good morning Ranma."

"Mornin' Akane.." He mumbled as he stared at the food I was putting on the table. Okay now know what you're thinking. Ranma's pregnant? How did that happen? He's a GUY! Yes, yes I know but he's also half girl remember?

See, three and a half months ago, strange things were happening to Ranma. Mood swings, sickness, cravings, excessive eating (for him at least. And with his eating, we're going to be broke now.) And of course the growing. So we went to see Dr. Tofu to see what was wrong. He poked and prodded at him for a while and asked Ranma to do a urine test. That's when he got a little fidgety. He went into the bathroom and did the test, still in his guy form. Five minutes later we read the test. And what did it say? You guessed it. Pregnant. And again, how is this possible? Since Ranma had been switching between sexes so frequently, eventually they just merged a little. Both their sex organs mixing. Gross, I know but that's just the way it is. So now when he's in his "guy" form. He technically has the female sex organs, but just looks like a guy…. Well minus the stomach of course… So we're guessing that until he actually has the baby, he'll be stuck like that. Hopefully he'll change back to normal afterwards.

At first he didn't want to keep the kid. He wanted an abortion. I wouldn't have it though. It was an innocent child and even it was created in a very… er… unusual way with a um unusual parent, it was still a child nonetheless. So I convinced him the keep the baby and told him that I would act as its mother and he would be the father. And the kid wouldn't know a thing.

So three and a half months later, here we are.

"Ranma you have an appointment with Dr. Tofu today," I told him as he stuffed his mouth with eggs and toast. Ugh, he's even worse pregnant. If that's possible…

Gulp. "Ugh. Okay fine whatever. Hopefully it's quick." I rolled my eyes. He's so immature. If I were carrying the baby I would be excited to see it on the ultrasound screen again. Then again, I'm a girl, and he's well I mean I guess he's a girl technically a girl but like not. Oh Kami this is so confusing.

We both went upstairs to get changed. I quickly got into a yellow dress with a white long sleeved shirt, a yellow bow and with white socks and brown loafers.

Walking to the bathroom, I passed Ranma's room and heard frustrated grunts from the other side of the doors. "Ranma are you alright in there?" I called.

Grunt. "Ugh, yeah just, ugh! A minute" -grunt- "Akane!" He panted. I rolled my eyes and opened the door to walk in. He was standing in the middle of the room in his blue pants and an unbuttoned red Chinese shirt. The blue pants were pretty tight but I guess he could wear them a little longer. As long as he could breathe. The shirt was a different story. He had the top three buttons done but the rest wouldn't go. He was trying to pull together the one in the middle of his belly but neither side would stretch farther than the sides of his navel.

"Ranma what are you doing?" I sighed. He can be so idiotic.

"Trying to"-gasp- "put this" -gasp- "stupid button" -double gasp- "in this blasted hole!"

I sat down on the bed and watched him trying to pull the shirt together. "Ranma just wear a different shirt. A bigger shirt."

"No way! I will get this!" Stubborn as always.

"Fine come here." He walked over and stood in front of me so I could reach him. I was eye level with his bulging abdomen. It was so cute! Of course I'd never tell him that… he hates the poor thing. I think it's absolutely adorable.

I took either sides of his shirt and tried to pull them closer together to meet. Damn they really wouldn't budge any farther. "Ranma suck in." He did as I said and made his belly just a little smaller. Just enough to get the button in the hole. I know, I know I'm genius.

Ranma grinned and sat down next to me, letting out a huge breath. And making the shirt bust open again. Just as I thought it would. He groaned in frustration.

I laughed. "Ranma what did you expect? You couldn't wear that shirt the whole time." I put my hand on his smooth rounded stomach. It was actually a little big for only three and a half months. "You can't get mad because the baby is growing. I think it's actually a good thing."

He stared at me in disbelief. "A good thing?"

I shrugged. "Yeah, I guess it means that it's healthy and growing strong. What's so bad about that?" I said patting his belly and then putting my hands in my lap.

He looked down and smoothed a hand over his swollen mid-section, sighing. "Nothing I guess…"

"Good. Now lets find out a shirt that fits you." We both stood up and I stuck a finger into the waistband of his pants. "They're snug. I'll put elastic in for you when they get tighter." He nodded solemnly and followed me to his closet. About twenty minutes later we found a shirt. It was still really tight on him, but it covered him and that's all the mattered at this moment.

Once we were both ready, we met at the front door and started walking towards Dr. Tofu's. About a quarter of the way there, Ranma put his arm around my waist. I smiled and put both my arms around him as we walked. It was actually comfortable walking with him like that. We didn't say anything, just walked together.

When we finally got there we saw Dr. Tofu watering his plants outside.

"Good morning Dr. Tofu!" I greeted him cheerfully.

"Good morning Akane, Ranma. How are you two this fine morning?" He asked us as he lead both of us into his examination room.

"We're good" I said.

Ranma mumbled something as he got up on the table and lay down. Dr. Tofu looked a little concerned but I just rolled my eyes. "He's just upset because his clothes aren't fitting anymore."

"Ah, I understand. I guess it's time to go shopping then huh Ranma?" He said nudging Ranma's shoulder.

He looked terrified lying on the table. As if we just told him the baby was a mutant goat. "Shopping?"

I grinned. "That's a great idea Dr. Tofu! Ranma we're going shopping today after this!"

The rest of the time we were there he glared at Dr. Tofu.

"Okay I'm going to put some of that cold gel on your stomach again okay Ranma?"

Ranma just nodded. The doctor unbuttoned his shirt and spread the ice blue gel on his belly. Ranma tensed as it hit his skin. Must be really cold.

Dr. Tofu put the roller camera thing on his stomach and started moving it around, looking at the screen. The screen had a wide triangle-like shape on it with black and white lines on it. In the middle of the shape was a little creature that strangely resembled a sea-monkey. It was so adorable!

"And that would be the baby," Tofu announced pointing at the sea monkey. "It's pretty big for only a few months but that's alright."

I squealed in delight and Ranma just stared for a while. He didn't even look angry or annoyed. Just a sort of blank look on his face. Weird. I figured he'd just grumble and cross his arms.

After I'd wiped the gel off of Ranma's stomach, it took about another fifteen minutes to get the buttons back together. Dr. tofu gave us the photos and scheduled an appointment for next month.

Ranma and I walked out of the doctor's office hand in hand.

"That was so cool," Ranma said as we walked down the street.

I looked up at him and smiled. He was looking ahead of us with a dazed look on his face. "Yeah it was pretty cool."

He nodded and then looked down at his stomach. "It's not going to look like an alien though is it? Because that's what it looked like on the screen."

I laughed outright. "No Ranma it only looks like that because it's not fully grown. It'll eventually end up looking human," I said giggling and patting his belly.

He smiled and put his hand on top of mine. He usually hated when I touched his stomach, but now he looked so happy.

I pat his belly one more time and grinned wider. "Now it's time to go shopping!"

A/N: So what did you guys think? Should I continue it? Please review