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Gilbert Beilschmidt Blog

By waterrain

This Is The Awesome Blog Of The One And Only Gilbert Beilschimidt! I'm the three A's Awesome, Amazing, and Admired. Yes, I'm admired by everyone and everything due to my sheer awesomeness.

I'm at an amazing height of 5'9. I know that I'm the most attractive guy in the whole entire galaxy. I'm sexy, handsome, good looking, and everyone wants to get into my pants since I'm very attractive not to mention very awesome.

The month that made the world become full of awesome due to my remarkable birth was on the sweet month of January and it was on the eighteenth.

You know January 18th should become an official holiday and that holiday should be called The Awesome Birth Of Gilbert or TABOG for short, but then again maybe not that for short since it sounds kind of lame… Hmm, The one day Holiday should be called Gilbert's Awesome Birth and GAB for short. GAB sounds better than TABOG.

My little bruder turned ten years old today, but seriously he acts and sounds more like a drill sergeant by the week not by the year.

Is he a normal kid? Hell no for my bruder refuses to eat candy and soda! He says it would be bad for his growth and claims that he will get taller than me. I tried to make him drink a Mountain Dew, but he kicked me between my legs and gave me the expression of 'Let That Be A Lesson To You'. Like heck I'll give up! I will get my bruder to be a normal kid one way or another I'm determined!

My bruder has a grand total of three friends…Yeah I'm still shocked my bruder has friends and he has been friends with an evil Russian Boy for two and a half months. Personally, I disapprove of my bruder being friends with Ivan for quite a few reasons and no it is not just because Ivan is a Russian. That Russian Boy seriously gives me the creeps.

My little bruder has been friends with a polite Japanese Boy for two years, but than last month he gained a new friend that is a very cheerful Italian Boy. However said very cheerful Italian Boy has an Older brother that keeps on calling my bruder Potato Bastard for some reason.

Maybe pissed off that his younger brother prefers the company of my little bruder or something. The cheerful Italian Boy is Feliciano and his older brother is Lovino. The polite Japanese Boy is Honda Kiku.

I'm fifteen years old and I have no problem with buying stuffed Panda Bear Toys for those animals are awesome just like me. Anyway, I'm going to water my awesome flowers and gloat loudly that my Garden is the Best one in the Whole Entire Universe, Bitches!

My little bruder will more than likely throw a bucket of cold water at me again for being loud and unruly, but I'm not afraid to get wet!

After all I'm not Roderich that lousy prissy creature that freaks out when his hair is out of place or if there is one damn wrinkle on his cheap shirt. Yeah, Roderich I know your shirt is cheap even though you try to doll it up and make it look expensive. I'm not an idiot and I saw you buy it.

Anyway, The One And Only Awesome Me has some gardening to do.

Your little brother is scary and he promised to make me suffer if I touch his friends again. The Japanese Boy was so cute with those red cheeks and The Italian Boy was so adorable when he looked up with me with such a confused little look. Gilbert, Should I try to grope your brother? Oh and by the way I would not ever grope the Russian Boy. –Francis

Gilbert, You are not awesome or amazing. Your own brother does not admire you. You are vain and there will not ever be a holiday named after you nor will there be an official holiday on your birthday. By the way I for one do not want to get into your pants. Were you stalking me? I didn't see you at all. -Roderich

Lovino and Feliciano are cute kids. Gilbert, Your little brother looks cute when he is asleep. I wish I had a little brother…If I had one I would spoil him and it would be so much fun having a little brother. -Antonio

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Bruder is German for Brother