Because it's like you're my mirror
CHAPTER 1
It was in late March, and the Guardians have assembled at the North Pole for their monthly Guardian meetings. Don't ask them why they even have these meetings. All they do is report if Pitch Black, the boogeyman, had driven up another round of chaos and fear. But other than that, nothing much is to do. But thanks to a certain winter spirit, all of them had grown close. Like a real family.
"Now, haz anyone got news, da?" North bellowed as soon as everyone got into the same room. Sandy was sipping his 3rd cup of eggnog. Tooth was ordering her faeries about teeth related stuff. Bunny was sticking his frostbitten feet by the fire. And Jack was trying to freeze a few elves into columns.
"Oh who are we kidding, North? It's been a boring month." Jack sighed as he froze another unlucky elf
"I hate ta admit it but, he's right." Bunny said, rubbing his frozen foot
"Well then, what should we do?" Tooth asked, fluttering over
Sandy raised a hand. A few golden pictures made out of sand appeared above his tiny frame. A picture of the sun, some palm trees, an ocean and a coconut drink with the little frilly umbrella accessory on it.
"Go to the beach? Uh, no. I don't think so, Sandy." North said, disappointed. Jack shuddered at the thought of the sun giving the winter spirit a massive sun burn. Sandy pouted, disappointed.
Every one of them sighed in unison. It was, indeed, a very unproductive month. No doubt about it.
Just then, they were blinded by a giant flash of light. Everyone gasped as they tried to block out the stinging flash. And before they knew it, they were gone.
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All of them gasped when they found out they were transported into another room. All of them were seated on beanbag chairs with different colors for each. North's was red, Bunny was green, Tooth was pink, Sandy was yellow, and Jack was blue. The room looked like it was made for recreational purposes. Because there was a giant flat screen T.V on the wall, a mini fridge in the corner and other knickknacks like a lava lamp or a bowl of jelly beans. The floor was carpeted.
"Where are we?" Tooth asked as she sunk in her beanbag chair
"Do you think we know?" Jack asked, sarcastic
"Alright, let's not worry." North reassured
"Not worry? We don't even know where the hell we are!" Bunny exclaimed
"How about you use your snow globes to get us back?" Sandy signed
"Good idea. Let me just get my snow globe and-"North was cut off
"That won't be necessary."
They all gasped, once again, when a girl mysteriously materialized into the room. She looked like a teenager. With crazy untamed brown hair that was trying to be kept back with a pony tail. She had brown eyes and red framed glasses. She had a white t-shirt on and a purple jacket over it with jeans and all that stuff. On her feet were purple tennis shoes. She had tanned skin with a short bit of freckles and pimples. She is the physical embodiment of a teen going through puberty.
"All sorts of transportation in my world can be retractable, except when it's mine, of course." She stated, proud
"Uhhh…. Who are you?" All of them asked
"I am known as CookieTreatThing on a certain website, but I'm called as Cookie. Now you're probably wondering why you're here…." She said, walking to the middle of the room.
"Ah, good question." Jack said
"Well, I am here to show you a movie about you guys." She said
"What movie?" Tooth asked
"Well, you see, in my world, you guys are known as legends. Everybody knows you, adult or child." She states
"What? And how the hell can that happen?" Bunny asks
"You see, you guys are movie stars. All of you are all consisted in a movie called 'Rise of the Guardians"." She says, she picks up a remote on a counter and presses a button. A picture of the 'Rise of the Guardians' DVD cover appears.
"Whoa, so basically, we're famous?" Tooth asks
"Yep. Or they call you guys 'fictional characters'." She holds her hands up for emphasis
"So… what now? Why are we here?" Sandy signs
"I'm here to let you watch the movie." She declares
"Why-"
"But," she abruptly cuts off. "I'm going to let you watch the movie 'Rise of the Guardians', but in a different style."
"What do ye mean?" North narrows his eyes at the peculiar girl in front of them
"A certain author had diverted the movie into… a different form." Says Cookie, who was now looking down at her shoes. Though, she tried to hide the smug smile that had started to form on her face. She couldn't wait for their hilarious reactions, so she kept a camera nearby, just in case she needed to capture something worthwhile.
"What kind of form…?" Jack stares up at her
"You'll know in just a minute." She states. She then, clicks on another button on the said remote, and a beanbag chair appears on the ground, near the T.V. She takes a bowl of chocolate chip cookies and plops down on her (purple colored) beanbag chair. "Alright, let the movie begin!"
And the T.V began to glow.
I don't know why I decided to do this.
One day, I was thinking:
"What would be the Guardians reactions if they knew about their Genderbend?"
So yeah, this is the reason why I did this.
(If you hadn't noticed now, they'll be watching the genderbend movie of 'Rise of the Guardians'.)
(And I obviously don't own ROTG.)
Anyways, while waiting for the next chapter, here are some cookies!
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You guys will share them, right?
Reviews are appreciated!
See you guys in the next chapter!
-Cookie
