All right, I know this is short. I was trying something called 50 word fiction.There are two shorts in this piece, one in each chapter, and they're connected.
I stole a fish. Barely qualifies, more bone than anything, but you should have heard the way he went on. Next thing this scrawny, starving kitty knows, he's being chased by a warlock with a chopping knife. If I hadn't spotted that window, I'd be done for. And now? Dinner.
