A/N-Hey guys and gals! I'm finally writing a story! This story has no direct plot….so it may be random. Well here goes nothing. Oh by the way the WHOLE story is in POV Iggy.

Chapter-1

"GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN COOKIE!" Max screamed as she threw open our bedroom door.

I was the only one still in the room; Fang and Gazzy were probably eating or watching TV.

"I don't have your fucking cookie!" I yelled back to her.

God Max is very defensive when it comes to freaking cookies.

"GAZZY GIVE ME MY COOKIE YOU ITTLE TWURP!" Max screeched bolting out of the room.

Well then that's what I call a wake up call.

I slowly got out of my bed and searched for some clean clothes that some what matched.

I found a blue American Eagle shirt and some jeans. I put the clothes on and went into the kitchen.

"Good morning Iggy. Did you sleep well?" asked me as she poured some liquid probably coffee.

"meh" I said back as I grabbed a muffin of the plate on the counter and felt my way toward the living room.

"Good morning Sleeping Beauty." Max said while the other giggled.

"Shut up." I replied as I took a seat on the couch. Something was moving under me. "WHAT THE FUCK!" I yelled as I jumped up.

"You sat on me!" Nudge said catching her breath. "What have you been eating? You weigh more then a truck!"

"Sorry that I just happen to be blind." I hissed back. I sat down next to her and began eating my muffin.

"I have an idea!" Angel chimed as I finished my amazing muffin. "Total can be Iggy's Seeing Eye Dog!"

"No!" Total and I yelled at the same time.

"Okay then." Angel said as she sat back down.

"Why is it so hard?" Max said.

"Cough that's what she said cough," I said as everyone exploded into laughter.

"I was talking about the freaking muffin you pig!" Max yelled. "Its not even noon yet and your already making sex jokes!"

"Ha you said sex!" Gazzy said in between laughs. He is so immature. But so am I.

"Gazzy, Its not funny." I said shaking my head in a disappointed way.

"I'm starving! Iggy can go make us some, eggs…uh BACON…pancakes….oh waffles too… and-"nudge began babbling till someone covered her mouth with their hand.

"Thanks Fang." Max said.

"Okay ill go get cooking." I said as I headed toward the kitchen.

A/N- OMFG I BET THAT SUCKED! I'm sorry if it did. I'll try to make it better. So REVIEW AND ILL GIVE YOU BACON! Come on every one wants Bacon! Press the damn button and review!