Naruto genderbent oneshots

AUTHOR NOTE AND CHOICE:

HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! MY NAME'S RYO TADAGACHI. AND IM HERE TO BRING YOU SOME ONESHOTS WITH OUR FAVORITE NINJA NARUTO!

Naruto: gives a huge grin "really!? Awesome! Who am I gonna be paired with? Hinata-chan? Sakura-chan? Shizune-nee? Ino?"

Ryo: chuckles "nope you're not being paired up with them or any of the other females your thinking of~"

*Naruto blinks a bit and he tilts his head* "uh really? But if I'm not getting paired with them… then who am I getting paired up with?"

Ryo: *gives a huge grin and hands him a book that says "one shot ideas" and our favorite ninja reads through the book and his eyes widen a bit before his head snaps to the author *

Naruto: "A-ARE YOU NUTS!? ME BEING PAIRED UP WITH MY GUY FRIENDS!? I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!" he starts to rant and rave until the author sighs and he whacks him upside the head with a tick mark on his forhead*

Ryo: you dumb idiot! Your not getting paired up with any guys! If you would read the book a bit you can see that they are GENDERBENT which means FEMALE! So calm down! He growls

Naruto whines and rubs the back of his head before he pouts "SHEESH YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIT ME YA KNOW! But who's gonna be first? Cause I DO have a lot of friends you know…"

Ryo: Grins and nods "I know that's the question that you and the audience have…. So im going to let the AUDIENCE CHOOSE!

THAT'S RIGHT GOOD READERS YOU'R GOING TO CHOOSE WHO OUR FAVORITE NINJA GETS PAIRED UP WITH! FOR NOW YOU HAVE THREE CHOISES:

IRUKA

KAKASHI

OR

GARA

SO GIVE ME YOUR CHOICE AND YOUR SENARIO IN A REVIEW OR PM ME AND THE ONE I LIKE THE MOST ILL DO! SO DON'T BE SHY AND GIVE ME SOME IDEAS WITH THESE THREE! OH AND ANY FLAMES OR TROLLS WITH BE GIVEN TO GUY AND LEE TO GET THE SUPER GENJUTSU HUG