Dr Facilier In The Voodoo World Chapter 1
Dr Facilier was sent to the voodoo world by Tiana, after she broke his talisman. It was broadcasted all over national television.
FOX News
The salesman Dr Facilier had just been dragged to the voodoo world! Police suspect Tiana.
Voodoo World
Dr Facilier was in the voodoo world, horrified. There was a voodoo man there named Walter, Walter walked up to Dr Facilier and said "Hello, Dr. Facilier. I will be helping you." Walter passed Dr Facilier a bottle and said "We make water bottles. Just pour some water in here." Dr Facilier walked to the sink and poured some water in there. After a long day at work, Dr Facilier accidentally broke his pants. Then he left.
After
Walter, the new voodoo boss, was attracted to Dr Facilier after seeing his pants break. He watched Dr Facilier flirt with a woman, and couldn't believe it. He was enraged. Then he shut his door, and walked to the fireplace.
Walter: Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue I am justly proud.
Walter: Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd.
Walter: Then tell me Maria, why I see him dancing there. Why his smouldering eyes scorch my soul!
Walter: I feel him, I see him! The sun caught in his hair, is blazing in me out of all control!
Walter: Like fire! Hellfire!
Walter: This fire in my skin...
Walter: This burning desire... Is turning me to SIN!
Walter: It's not my fault, I'm not to blame!
Walter: It is the African man, the witch doctor who sent this flame!
Walter: It's not my fault! If in God's plan...
Walter: He made the devil so much stronger than the man! Protect me, Maria!
Walter: Don't let this doctor cast his spell! Don't let his fire sear my flesh and bone!
Walter: Destroy Dr. Facilier! And let him taste the fires of hell!
Walter: Or else let him be mine and mine alone!
Guard: Minister Frollo, the witch doctor has escaped.
Walter: What?
Guard: He's nowhere in the voodoo world, he's gone.
Walter: But how...? Nevermind! Get out, you idiot!
Walter: I'll find him, I'll find him even if I have to burn down all of hell!
Walter: Hellfire! Dark fire!
Walter: Now witch doctor it's your turn!
Walter: Choose me, or your pyre.
Walter: Be mine or you will BUUUURN!
Walter: God have mercy on him... God have mercy on... Me.
Walter: But he will be mine or he will BUUUURN!
The Next Day
Walter walked up to Dr Facilier, and gave him a kiss. "I would love to fuck you, Doctor." Walter said to Dr Facilier. Dr Facilier said "Okay, let's fuck." Then Walter, being the kind man he is, RIPPED OFF HIS COSTUME! Underneath it was Clause Frollo. Dr Facilier was disgusted, he was so attracted to the young and handsome Walter. But then Frollo spoke. Facilier was able to make up for his wrinkly chest because his voice sounded so sexy. Frollo loved Facilier for his long chin, and his way of speaking. Frollo also preferred dark men, as you knew with Esmerelda. Except that Esmerelda was a woman. Then Frollo remembered, Dr. Facilier is a man! He was disgusted, as a holy man he knew that he would be sinning. So, he came up with a brilliant idea. Dr. Facilier would have sex change surgery. Frollo told Facilier about his plans to force him to have surgery, and he agreed.
Surgery
The surgeon cut Facilier's dick and put balloons inside Facilier's chest. Then he gave him makeup and a wig.
After The Surgery
Dr. Facilier is no longer a witch doctor, but a witch nurse. Dr. Facilier walked up to Frollo, but then Frollo saw his new large breasts. "HAVING LARGE BREASTS IS A SIN!" Frollo shouted, so Dr. Facilier popped them with a needle. Then they cuddled, and went to their room. What happens next is up to you.
Moving
Dr. Facilier had a long time in voodoo world, for 3 years. She was packing her bags and getting ready to leave, then Frollo appeared at the door. He was nervous, and didn't know what to do. Then Claude Frollo thought of a way to keep his love at home with him. He said "Marry me, and you can legally stay here, my love." Dr. Facilier got nervous, but then she said "Sorry, my love, but I want to visit my family." Claude Frollo bottled up in rage, then knocked Facilier onto the floor. "My love... I... FUCK!" Frollo shouted, then he ran to the local pub.
At The Pub
Frollo: Why, I've been dismissed... Publicly humiliated! It's more than I can bear!
Quasimodo: More beer?
Frollo: What for? Nothing helps.
Quasimodo: Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Frollo, looking so down in the dumps.
Quasimodo: There's no one in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favourite guy!
Frollo: *Punches Quasimodo*
Quasimodo: No one's...
Quasimodo: As quick as Frollo!
Frollo: Actually I'm really old.
Quasimodo: Oh...
Quasimodo: Well, you can still get your man back!
Frollo: WOMAN!
Quasimodo: S-sorry...
To be continued.
