I decided to write a sequel to 101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks, since you loved the first one so much.

The first death is going to be...well, Death. Let's just say that cheating Death is a very bad idea. Unfortunately for him, Jar Jar's gonna do it.

Let's see what happens.

Chapter 1: Cheating Death

Unfortunately for the Sarlacc, eating something as disgusting as Jar Jar Binks gave her indigestion.

She proceeded to spit out the heroes, who had been consumed by her.

"Thank goodness, that as awful..." noted Anakin.

"I was burned by acid..." remarked Padme.

"Why does being digested have to take so long?" inquired Obi Wan. He was under the impression it would happen sooner.

Qui Gon Jinn shrugged.

R2-D2 and C-3PO noticed them. To be honest, they hadn't been sure how they would get them out.

"Weren't you swallowed?" asked Anakin. It seemed that they had escaped the Sarlacc some time ago.

"We were spat out because we weren't organic." noted C-3PO.

R2-D2 nodded. The plant only wanted meat.

Suddenly, Jar Jar Binks was spat out.

"Manen, oh manen! That was incredibly painful!" bellowed Jar Jar. He would have gone insane if he weren't already crazy.

"Oh, look whose back..." noted Anakin.

They had to admit, it was pretty satisfying to feed Jar Jar to the Sarlacc, though unfortunately they had been swallowed as well.

Now that he was back, perhaps it was time to start killing him again.

The only question was how to do it. Even the Sarlacc wouldn't cause him to suffer forever. He would be spat out again, most likely.

Suddenly, a flier to an amusement park flew by.

"An amusement park, you say?" asked Anakin.

For now, why not have some fun? They had been released from the Sarlacc so they might as well go enjoy themselves.

They went to do that.

Shortly after they entered the amusement park, they discovered a way to kill Jar Jar Binks.

Apparently, one of the roller coasters had been closed down due to how ridiculously unsafe it was. Apparently, the designer was intoxicated.

However, it seemed that nobody was watching to see if someone would attempt to ride the roller coaster anyway.

People were smart enough not to ride it...but perhaps they could persuade Jar Jar Binks to ride it.

But at that very moment, Jar Jar Binks had a vision.

A vision that involved him dying horribly on the roller coaster.

He decided not to ride it. What if it actually happened?

Everyone groaned.

The Gungan decided to celebrate.

"Yay! Mesa cheated death! In yousa facen, Death!" exclaimed Jar Jar Binks cheerfully.

However, at that very moment, the Grim Reaper himself showed up.

"You dare cheat the Grim Reaper? You must die!" shouted Death.

Death swung his scythe and cleaved Jar Jar Binks in two, his face showing abject horror.

"To be honest, I wondered why you kept killing Jar Jar Binks so many times. Now I see why. He disgusts everyone he meets...and now he's disgusted me." noted the Grim Reaper.

He had killed himself once before...now he felt like doing it again.

"I guess that was why the Sarlacc spat him out..." noted Anakin.

Still, it was pretty satisfying that he had ended up in the belly of the Sarlacc in the first place.

Despite all the times they had killed him, they had only encountered Death in the bones only once. It was surprising to see him again.

"Strangely enough you don't seem afraid of me..." acknowledged the Reaper.

"We've learned there are worse things than you." answered Padme.

"Wait, does using the Book of Resurrection not count as cheating Death?" asked Obi-Wan. Perhaps they should reconsider using it.

"Well, you don't rub it in my face like Jar Jar did..." noted Death. That had really aggravated him. Then again, everything the Gungan did was aggravating.

Qui-Gon shrugged.

The Reaper decided to leave.

"I'm off to crush Ensign Wesley underneath a starship..." said the cloaked skeleton.

"Good luck with that." said Anakin. He likely deserved that.

Fortunately, Death allowed them to continue resurrecting Jar Jar...which they did.

A member of the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization approached them.

"Oh, you're back..." said the man.

Fortunately, the brainwashing hadn't worn off during the heroes' stay in the giant plant.

Well, now they could kill Jar Jar again.

I decided to reference Final Destination. And yes, I've already referenced a lot of horror movies. Well, let me know if you have any ideas.

You might want to check as to whether I've used the death already though. I don't want this fanfic to get too repetitive.