I don't even know anymore...
One day Bon Clay was walking down the street in a hotdog costume with swans poking out of it, and he was going to a giant Chopper statue. Suddenly, he noticed an ice cream truck coming down the street, and he decided to get some ice cream. The ice cream truck owner was named "Zoro," which was a weird name, and he looked at Bon Clay weirdly. Suddenly, a zooming car came and crashed into Bon Clay and he died. The End.
Once upon a time the end.
There was once a person called Pablo the Seagull. He was the strongest seagull alive. By the way, he is a PERSON not a seagull, despite his misunderstood name. He one day decided to become a superhero. So, he went to a nearby store to buy a cape and a costume, but the store owner was called "Zoro" and he only wanted Pablo the Seagull to wear green, not blue. So he beat him up and took a green costume. Even though he wanted blue, but he had to honor Zoro's last dying wish even though he wasn't dying. Of course, all superheroes must have names, so he named himself Seagull man (he was a human, remember that). Then, a guy named Bon Clay suddenly broke in, and then a car came crushing into him and Bon Clay died instantly. So seagull man killed the man driving the car because he murdered someone. Then he got hit by a car and died, and that was the end of seagull man.
One day, there was a man named Zoro, and he owned a shop next to a street. Then, a man came in and had a heated argument about whether or not to wear green or blue. Suddenly, Zoro was knocked out by who seemed to be called "Seagull man," and then this weird man wearing a hot dog suit broke in was run over by a car, killing him instantly. Then, the seagull man killed the guy who ran over the hot dog suit guy (Bon Clay), and then the Seagull man was also run over by a car. That was the most tragic thing ever. Of all time (Red vs. Blue reference).
The next day, there was a funeral, and it was playing the song, "here comes the bride."
Only the ice cream truck and it's babies came. But they only came for the hot dog suit.
