To a certain "Serklu", who inspired me to write this after I read their SM "insertion" into AoStH. I am no die hard fan of AoStH, but...

This is my response to that.


DIMENSION DOMINATE

A Sailor Moon/Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Story
by cookirini

The Dimension Door, Part I


"Come on, you nincombots!!"

It was yet another day, another problem, as Dr. Ivo Robotnik, destined despot of Mobius, tapped his foot impatiently on the floor, his hands on his bloated hips. He was on the verge of yet another scientific triumph inside his laboratory fortress, as he usually was on a normal basis; as always, though, there were holdups.

"I haven't got all day!" The taping turned into stomping as his yelling became louder. "What is taking so long, you fools?!"
"Coming, Your Supreme Impatientness!!"

The response to the madman's call were two robots – one a chicken robot, long and lean, and the other a tank-like robot, short and stout – ran into the room. Their arms were filled with a variety of machine parts and tools, all held precariously.

"Scratch! Grounder!! You do-" They rushed past their master, who called them each by name, and then stewed as they dumped the parts onto the ground. "What are you doing?! Put the last pieces together!!"
"Eheheh-" The response from Scratch was to trip over his feet, nearly falling on Grounder. "Hey, watch where you're going, Grounder!"
"I wasn't anywhere near you!" The response from Grounder was to drop what he had just picked up and glare at his partner. "You're just mad because I told on you when you dropped a cactus on Dr. Robotnik's foot!"
"D'OH!!" At this, Scratch picked the diminutive robot up, his eyes bugging out. "Well, if you hadn't been trying to water it while I was walking-"
"SILENCE!"

The two robots were immediately silenced by the bellowing of their leader, who gave them an angry glare as he began to approach them. Before the dictator could lay upon them with his bare hands, however, the two quickly did as they were told, and before Robotnik touched them, they had finished the job they had been ordered to do. In an instant, the pile of junk was transformed into a giant, blue-tinted laser beam which was attached to a silver base; everything was inscribed with a large red "R".

"That's better...aaah! At last!!" Robotnik puffed in his chest with pride as he saw the final product. "My latest and greatest invention is finally set to go...and soon I'll be rid of that pesky hedgehog forever! Hahahaha!!"
"That's great, Dr. Robotnik. Eheheh!" Turning to the contraption, Grounder scratched his head. "Uh...what is it, Your Vileness?"
"It is a laser," The machine seemed to gleam as Robotnik spoke. "Powered by atomic energy! It is designed to home in onto a specific target's genetic sequence, and blast anything that contains it into smithereens! Using it, I can get rid of my greatest enemy, by pressing this button, and watching him disintegrate into atomic slush!!"
"That's brilliant, Your Supreme Viciousness!" Scratch nodded. "So, who would you use it on?"
"...Nincombot!!" Robotnik slapped his head. "Sonic of course! That is why I call it...the Hogatomizer!!""
"...Oh. Heheh heheh."At this, Scratch looked sheepishly at the machine. "I knew that..."
"Of course, because this is highly volatile technology, I shall need a test subject to ensure that there shall be no adverse side effects." Robotnik snapped his fingers. "And in fact, I happen to have one waiting in the wings. Bring him in!!"

On the other side of the room, a slot opened, and a board came forward, revealing a small Mobian squirrel with a wide-brim hat and a black vest. He was chained firmly to the wall, and despite his attempts to escape, it was to no avail.

"So, Rocky!" With a wide grin on his face, Robotnik strode up to the prisoner, casually plucking a hair out of his head. "Any last words, citizen?"
"You'll...ugh!" The squirrel continued struggled. "You'll never get away with this!"
"And yet I always do, freedom fighter." Zipping over to the machine, Robotnik placed the hair inside a tube nestled within the machine. "Now that the machine has scanned your DNA...FIRE!!"

With another laugh, the scientist threw the switch, and the machine jumped to light. Glowing brightly, the laser hummed loudly, charging up a giant pulse of energy that lit the entire room.

"Ahahahahah! What power! What genius!! What..." Robotnik stopped as the Hogatomizer started shaking violently. "What's going on?! AAAH!!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

Robotnik barely managed to dive out of the way as the white energy burst out of the laser head, and straight at the wall. The force of the impact caused the entire fortress, even the entire mountain, to shake so violently that it nearly fell on itself. Indeed, the quake could be felt for several miles, and the electricity of the vicinity was also cut off.

"Wooooah!!" From the town closest to the proximity of the Robotnik castle, the citizens began to come out, frightened. "What's happening?! What's going on?!"

Just as questions were being asked, however, the quake stopped. The electricity flickered back on, and the Mobians ran back into their homes, fearing an inevitable attack by the mad dictator.

On the smoking mountain, however, the dictator was in no position to attack anyone.

"Auuugh!! Scratch!! Grounder!!!" The first thing that could be heard among the crumbling rubble was the angry, shrill voice of Robotnik. "What did you do to this machine?! Get in here at once!!"
"I'm...eeeh...right here, boss!" From underneath Robotnik, Grounder's voice mumbled in pain. "Oooh, my head...my carberator..."
"You incompetent!" Stepping on them as he got up, Robotnik stomped back over to the machine. "Look what you did! My fortress is ruined...and...DAUUUGH!!"

Robotnik's face reddened at the sight that awaited him. Not only was his castle ruined, but an even uglier thing had happened: the squirrel was on the ground, unconscious. But he was still there, and thus, still alive.

"...YOU MISSED?!?"Grounder's head nearly fell off again from the force of Robotnik's scream. "HOW COULD YOU MISS HIM? HE WAS RIGHT THERE!!!!"
"But booss-"
"BE QUIET!! Can't you see I'm FUMING?!" Enraged, Robotnik swerved his head around, his teeth clenched. "Scratch! SCRATCH!!! Where ARE you, you clucking, clunking piece of junk?!?"
"Baaaaah!!!!"

Suddenly, there was another flash of light in the fallen room; Robotnik, thinking it to be the Hogatomizer, quickly grabbed Grounder and held him up as a shield. However, when nothing happened, both master and robot looked around, at first finding no sign of Scratch, nor of the fact that the new invention had fired.

"Where is that doltbo-whaaat?" Something in the corner of Robotnik's eye caused him to turn back towards where the squirrel had been chained. "What is that?"
"Boss!!"

The light flashed again, but it was clear that it was where the wall had been; a large, perfect circle of light formed where the impact of the laser blast had been. From it came Scratch's head, then his torso, looking around left and right in excitement.

"Scratch!!" Grounder jumped out of Robotnik's arms and wheeled over to the circle of light, waving his arms. "What happened to your legs? You're only half formed!"
"D'oh! Don't be ridiculous!!" Scratch leaned on to the sides of the circle, glaring at Grounder. "I'm fine! I just jumped into this foggy room in order to avoid the debris, you dolt!"
"Room...?" After wiping of the dust from his head, Robotnik scratched his chin. "I had no room entrance right there, just the shifting wall..."

At this, walked over to the two robots, scratching his head. After surveying the hole for several moments – and after Scratch had stepped out of it to show that he was still alive – the boss' crimson eyes lit up.

"...Egads...can this be possible?!" Shoving Scratch and Grounder out of the way, Robotnik stuck his head into the portal, his but wriggling as he did so. "My Hogatomizer somehow ripped the fabric of reality and created a temporal rift when it missed that squirrel! That explains the earthquake."
"A tempo-what?"
"Never mind!" Robotnik grabbed the two robots by the neck and dragged them in with him. "Let's see what's in here, shall we?"

As the three of them entered, they were completely engulfed by blue fog. There was no way to tell where they were going, or what was in front of them. The only clear object, in fact, was the portal, which shined with the same brilliance a mile a way as it did when it was a foot away.

"We're getting nowhere quick...Grounder!" Robotnik looked down at the green tank. "Switch on your fog lights!"
"Switching on fog lights!"

Grounder's eyes suddenly lit up, and he turned his head in a full circle. His eyes dashed wildly as he looked, their focus barely staying on one spot.

"You fool!!" Robotnik had to cover his eyes from the glare as the lights went into his own eyes. "Will you watch where you're looking!"
"Sorry boss. Nothing here...or here..." Grounder started moving forward. "Or here...no...hey, wait! I think I found something!"
"What? What is it?!?"
"...Oh, that was just your foot." Grounder started to sweat. "Sorry again, boss."
"Say sorry one more time," Robotnik grabbed Grounder by the scruff and growled, "and I'll make sure you really are sorry!!"
"Waaah! I'm s...Huuuh!!" With a gasp, Grounder suddenly started thrashing. "Doctor! I really see something this time!!"
"What?!"

Robotnik turned in the direction that Grounder was pointing and gasped. He ran immediately to the spot, for indeed, there was something there. It was a leg, which, as the group got closer, turned into two legs, then a torso, then the entire body of an unmoving figure. Long strands of green and smoke covered it; a gray staff lay near it, having fallen out of its hands.

"Doctor, look!" Grounder pointed to the figure. "I told you I found something! It's a person!!"
"A person? In this forsaken place?!" Bending down, Robotnik began to look over the unmoving body, turning it over as he did to reveal the face and the white-and-black clothing it wore. "Hmmm..."
"Yeah, a tall and..." Looking to the side, Scratch saw the clean, un-animal like face of the fallen person, which had a golden tiara on it. "...Strange-looking person."
"Strange..." Opening her eyes and examining her body, Robotnik stood up. "Strange, yes, but exquisite. Hair as green as jade, skin as brown as mahogany, eyes as red as blood."
"Gee!" Grounder looked at the doctor with admiration. "I never knew the boss was a poet."
"That description can only fit one person!" Robotnik twirled his mustache. "But it can't be! She's only a legend, a midwives' tale..."
"Who, boss?" Scratch looked at Grounder in confusion. "Santa Claus?"
"No! The mythic Dimensional Dame," Robotnik mused. "Ageless, and existing beyond time and space, she lives and guards a terrible secret. A secret so great, that any man who comes across it is sure to feel her wrath before they ever find it."
"...I don't think she's gonna do anything to us." Grounder took out a stick and started poking the woman with it. "She's not even moving."
"The secret she guards is..." Ignoring his robots, Robotnik looked ahead of them. "A-HA! There it is!!"

The mist cleared as Robotnik pointed, and both Scratch and Grounder stared in shock as they saw what appeared before them. It was a giant set of doors, rendered of a mineral unknown to them. They had inscribed on them various carvings of the moon, and large iron handles.

"YES! The Dimensional Door!" Robotnik dashed over to the structure and threw it open, allowing the light within to shine throughout the area. "The gateway to another dimension. And in this dimension, a planet which holds an untold power that can make any man master of the universe! That planet is called...!!"

At this, Robotnik had puffed up his chest, and raised his fist, as if to proclaim a triumphant ending to his speech. Next to him, Scratch waited for the climax, wile Grounder kept poking the woman with a stick.

"...Well, boss?"
"...Well, what?"
"What's the name of the planet with the untold power?"
"...I..." Robotnik's gut suddenly slid out of its shape of triumph. "I forgot the name!"
"Well then," Scratch looked confused. "How will we know to find it?"
"Idiot!" The madman's response was to smash Scratch's head into his body. "It doesn't matter! The doorway leads straight to it!"
"Ooooohoho!!!" Scratch staggered back at the impact. "Ooooh, my aching..."
"Either way, we must take advantage of this at once!" Grounder suddenly felt the glare of Robotnik on him. "Quit playing and get back to the lab!"
"But what about her?" Grounder poked the woman one last time. "If she's the Dimitio...the Dumbwei...the...doooh..."
"I don't think we need to worry." After a pause, Robotnik rubbed his hands. "She won't come after us."
"But what if she wakes up?"
"She won't." Robotnik stood over the body, a gloating look on his face. "What unprecedented luck I've had! It appears that when the Hogatomizer ripped through reality, the beam hit the Dimensional Dame as well and rendered her helpless!"
"But," Grounder wheeled back. "Then wouldn't she be nothing but atoms, Your Supreme Luckiness?"
"No such luck, since the machine was programmed to get Rocky the squirrel." Robotnik turned back towards the portal they had entered, his fist raised in the air. "But the beam was powerful enough to take her out, regardless, to put her in a deep coma. And she won't be waking up any time soon! Hahahaha!"
"Haha ha haaa!!" Scratch began to laugh with his boss. "Brilliant, boss! You couldn't have planned it better yourself!"
"...Stop laughing," Robotnik's glare suddenly returned, causing the two robots to jump, "And get back to the lab! Gather up the Hogatomizer, the Egg-O-Matic, my roboticizers and any other equipment you can find, post haste!"
"Why?" The two robots looked at one another. "What are we going to do?"
"Because..."

Behind Robotnik, the Dimensional Door opened even wider to the sound of a distant clock. The light faded, revealing a black metropolitan skyline, and a dark night sky with bright celestial objects. One of them was a waning moon.

"We," a cloud suddenly passed over the moon, blocking it from view. "Are going on a trip...of conquest!! Baaahahahahaha!!!!