Random, funny, and weird theories on how Ashfur died

Theory number one: Death by Cookie


Ashfur was wandering around the Thunderclan camp, when he hears the apprentices talking,

"I hear Firestar keeps his cookies hidden in his den!" said one.

"I hear that he fought a Twoleg for them!" said the other.

Ashfur couldn't resist, he had to see if the rumors were true.

So he snuck into Firestar's den to see if he could fin the cookies.

"Hmmmm... that rock looks loose.." Ashfur thought.

Ashfur pressed on the rock and it silently slid down, revealing a huge stash of cookies.

"Jackpot!" he whispers, then begins to gorge himself. After he'd eaten enough, he put the rock back and padded out of the den.

"That was way too easy!" he laughed madly, he was having a sugar rush.

"What was so easy?" Firestar asked, he'd snuck up Ashfur, who was having a huge Sugar rush.

"Stealing from your cookie stash was easy! I love cookies! Did you steal those cookies? I want some more cookies!" Ashfur said, he was too hyper to know what he'd just said.

"Ashfur, Follow me." said Firestar.

"YAY! Are we gonna go on an adventure? Are we gonna get some cookies? Can I have some cookies? I want more cookies!" Ashfur blurted.

"Erm... sure." Firestar lied, leading Ashfur to a secluded part of the forest.

"Where are the cookies? I want my cookies! Are you gonna beat me up?" Ashfur's sugar rush was near its end.

"YOU STOLE MY COOKIE STASH!!!" Firestar yelled,"NOW DIE YOU COOKIE THIEF!!" Firestar reached for a branch and began to beat poor Ashfur senseless.

"I didn't know," Ashfur began.

"YEAH RIGHT!" Firestar yowled, and hit Ashfur in the head. Ashfur stopped moving.

" Oh Crap.... Who am I gonna blame this on??" said Firestar, "Oh well! I'll just throw him into the steam!" he said gleefully.


If you have any suggestions, theories, ideas, or ways i can further torture Ashfur, just leave me a comment!

FYI: I already know who killed him so you don't need to tell me that.