so in da beginin god waz lik "ey I gota mak sum buds" so He mad ADam but was lik "oh noes he all lone so ima mak a laddy frend so he mak Lilith. (most peeps dun no abut Lilith lol)
Adam nd lilit wer habin a good tim and god wuz lik "k das good so I go way fo while. He left so dat adm and Lilith culd hab sum alon tim. Aam puord sum whine in da glass mad of sprekln glssa nd lened in for da kiss of his laftim.
das wen tings got verry sexaul. ADAm layd his gurl lilith on da bed an said "bby, r u redy?"
"no"
dam gasped and crid very hrd "y u do dis to me, bby gurl?"
Lilith say: "I dun wan ta be on bottm. i a stong gurl and wnt to doinmate"
"but I wnt to be dinomate" adam crid evin hrder.
"no"
-sum tim l8ter-
Wen god cam bak he was sockd cuz adam cam criing to im and wuz lik"fatha, llith be man to meh an she say she dun wnt to hab seckx"
"I dun sy dat!" Lilith wuz anger "i dun wnt t b on bttom. I wnt to be donimant. I fite 4 gurl rites (lol cuz day onle 1 gurl remember) "y cnt u tak me fo woh i m, adaam? y do u hrt meh?" lilith hda terz stremming duwn her fass. she tri to slaap dam.
Adm grbbed her hnd and say "bby, I wuld neva hrt u. pls stay mah gf"
Bt it waz to lat. God wuz mad und say "lilith, u bad gurl, u go oot of teh lovly gurden nd u b quen of da vamperi."
but den marcalin cum nd say "god no, I qeen of da vamps she canoot b da queen"
so god say "k, den she be da first succubusss nd I bansh her!"
llt cri vary hrd but seh say "i b bak fo u god, nd ur litte dgo to" she lok at adam, very anger
bt Adam culd'nt say notin cuz he wuz to pussay lol to do anytin cuz god wuz hsi fatha.
"DUN WRRUY DAM, I'VR GOT A PLN FO U"
-to b contineud-
