Final Fantasy X
The world after Spira
Tidus: where the hell am I? ... Zanarkand?
What's that fluffy bunny's? or the power puff girls? Oh no it's just a girl aaahhhhhh to bad I wanted to see the power puff girls!
What? She's coming this way?
Strange girly: hey Shuyin I have a new song for you!
Tidus: Huh what? Wow you're hot!
Strange girl: ya I know but what's with you?
Tidus: what do you mean I don't know you?
Strange girl: did you hit you're head or something you're my boyfriend shuyin.
Tidus: Hey I would like to be you're boyfriend but I'm not shuyin, oww wait! Aren't you that bitch Yuna! Oeps um, How did you get here?
Strange girl: I'm not that stupid Yuna! I'm Lenne and if you're not shuyin who the hell are you then!
Tidus: I'm Tidus the star player from the Zanarkand abes and Yuna's guardian!
And you? You irritating unbelievable hot woman.!
Lenne: I just told you silly cute guy! I'm Lenne a songstress.
Tidus: drols &thinks she called me cute wanna go out with me?
Lenne: Ya! I would loved to! Ohh shit I have a boyfriend……, Hey! You look just like him you know!
Tidus: of course not I'm very original and way to sexy!
A young man walks to them.
Young man: hey Lenne I was looking for you.
Tidus: hey back off she's mine you hear mine!
Lenne: uuhh Tidus this is my boyfriend shuyin…
Tidus: ow shit…
Shuyin: what did you say? Shut up you little irritating boy thingy! You should back off or I'll cut your throat!
Lenne: Shuyin! That's not very nice of you!
Tidus: ya so just go away and leave this sexy babe with me!
Shuyin: What! Lenne say something!
Lenne: okay, okay! Guys… I'm very gay!
Tidus/Shuyin: what!
Lenne: just kidding!
Al: whahahha
Tidus: that was very funny. You aren't gay aren't you?
Lenne: of course not!
Tidus: ke just checking
Shuyin: hello! You're still hitting on my girlfriend! And damn you look hot like me!
Tidus: NO I'M MUCH HOTTER THEN YOU! STUPID ASS!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Shuyin: no you don't!
Tidus: yes I do!
Lenne: Hey stop you two! Shuyin you know Tidus is hotter then you are!
Shuyin: alright alright! But you don't have to say that!
Tidus: I always knew that. that's old news sucker!
Lenne: Do you want to come with us?
Shuyin: thinks panicking; no she wouldn't invite him would she? Oh please god say no! than I will always pray I swear! But please don't put this thing with me I'm way to cute and God YOU know that!
Tidus: sure thing sounds fun!
Shuyin: thinks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK YOU GOD I WILL NEVER PRAY AGAIN
God says: THANK YOU!
Lenne: great! Lets go to my place!
Shuyin: passes out
Tidus: is he dead?
Lenne: I think so.
Tidus/Lenne: YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Lenne: now we can marry!
Shuyin: wakes up… says WTF?
Tidus: ahhh I wanted you to be dead!
Lenne: me to!
Shuyin: looks veeeeerrrrrrryyyy mad at Lenne
Lenne: I mean Tidus how can you say such a thing that is very bad let's pray to god Shuyin will die.
Shuyin: looks even more mad
Lenne: I mean will be okay… let's go.
Chapter 2
At Lenne's place
Tidus: wow you have a cool house!
Lenne: of course I have! A superstar like me has to have such a house what did you think!
Tidus: are you that famous?
Lenne: yep!
Shuyin: get's sick cut the chat will you!
Lenne: Let's watch a movie!
Tidus: sure a triller!
Shuyin: no you stupid one that's way to scary! Let's watch a romance!
Tidus: Are you gay?
Shuyin: No! at least I don't think so….
Lenne: guys! Be quiet! I know it let's watch a horror movie! I want to see blood! And dead people!
Tidus: then just look at SHUYIN!
Tidus/Lenne: whaaahhaha
Lenne: wasn't that funny Shuyin?
Shuyin: No! let's just watch the movie please….
Tidus: okay okay pissed guy!
Movie starts.
After a lot of screaming, dead people and blood. Lenne of course got mad.
Lenne: DIE DIE!
Tidus: wow you're crazy! ………… I LOVE IT & YOU!
Lenne: DIE YOU ALL WHAHAHA!
(let's say it was good that she didn't have a weapon in her hands)
After a few minutes Lenne was herself again.
Lenne: huh o sorry. Hey did you just say you loved me?
Tidus: of course I did. You're sexy hot and crazy and you love and I mean love dead people!
Lenne: awww that's so sweet! I love you to, Shuyin did you hear that?
Shuyin: what! Lenne now you'll see real dead people! DIE TIDUS DIE!
Tidus: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CRAZY PEOPLE !
Chapter 3
Funeral of Shuyin the way he really died…
(flashback)
Shuyin: DIE TIDUS DIE!
Tidus: AAAAAHH CRAZY PEOPLE!
Lenne: Shuyin what the fuck do you think you're doing?
Shuyin: killing that pervert Tidus!
Lenne: gets mad because she is scared Shuyin will kill much more hot looking Tidus NOO!
Lenne: picks up a spoon and hits Shuyin on his head he is immediately dead and this fowks is the way he really died.
(how it is now) at the funeral
Tidus: he was a good man…… WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING HE WAS THE MOST STUPID IDIOT GAY GUY I EVER KNEW!
Lenne: actually you're right. But I am still sad….
Tidus: aahhhh don't worry now we can marry!
Lenne: why not we are already at a church. Let's marry I don't care I'm in black. Oh I'm not I got to this funeral in a white wedding dress why? I don't even remember isn't that funny?
Tidus: yes it is let's marry.
At the wedding
Tidus do you want Lady Lenne as your wife?
Tidus: uuuhhhh Wait I have to call my Bodyguard!
Lenne: Why?
Tidus: because I'm not sure I have my room clean.
Lenne: shouldn't you call your made than? You silly.
Tidus: oww ya.. umm okay just a second, Yes is my room clean? Yes okay good! Yep it's clean! I'll marry her!
And do you Lenne want Sire Tidus as your husband ?
Lenne: yes! (drols)
Now you're wife and husband you may kiss the bride.
Tidus: why do I have to kiss HER? … ehm well okay right because I'm in such a good mood. kisses Lenne with muuuucccchhh passion :p
On that moment the doors fly open
And a girl screams: he can't marry her he is my love!
Tidus: Who are you?
Strange girly: I'm bubbles of the power puff girls!
Tidus: What! The power puff girls I love you!
Lenne: eh strange girly you are supposed so be Yuna wrong game!
Strange girly: runs of crying
An other strange girly (hot girly and longer girly an les bigger headed girly) runs into the room: He can't marry her he is my lover.
Tidus: Yuna! Ilove you! And why I'm kissing her? Uhm .. well uhm
… it doesn't matter she's gay
Yuna: nice try asshole!
Tidus: It isn't you Yuna it's me points at himself like a stupid monkey
Yuna: Lenne DIE D—
Lenne: screams trough Yuna's screaming YOU STUPID ONE YOU HAVE TO ASK FIRST WHO I AM BEFORE YOU CAN SAY MY NAME DID YOU LEARN YOUR LINES WELL?
Yuna: says serious I did but nobody said there was a mistake in it.
Script boy: no guys it is supposed to go like that Yuna already knows who Lenne is okay. My god I'm surrounded by idiots.
Yuna: Okay DIE LENNE DIE! Shots rackets at her. DIE!
Tidus: jumps away so that was luck my poor hair.
Lenne: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dies and burns
Yuna: WHAHAHA
Tidus: NO MY BRIDE! cries hey wait why am I crying? She was a BAD kisser!
Tidus: runs up to Yuna and kisses her jep much better.
AMEN!
THE END
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