Well, this is my second story here, and I gotta apologize ahead of time, 'cause I'm probably not gonna update a lot, so… I'M SO SOOORRRRRRYYYYYY!!!! I'M SO TERRIBLY HORRIBLE!!! I SHOULDN'T WRITE A STORY IF I CAN'T COMMIT TO IT!!!!! WAHHHHH!!!

Ok, I'm done. Enjoy! Oh yea, before I forget

Can of Disclaimer: I don't own Camp Lazlo. Joe does. Joe likes coffee. He made Camp Lazlo. I made this story. I don't like coffee.

XOXO

Welcome to Camp Kidney! The place named after both a body's organ, and a bean at the same time. The place where cute, fluffy, woodland creatures get together each summer for frolic and fun. Run by Scoutmaster Lumpus, his co-counselor, Slinkman, this small piece of paradise on beautiful Leaky Lake is perfec-

"I hate you!"

"Your stupid!"

"No you are!"

"You!"

"You!!"

"You!!!"

"YOU!!!"

"Your so stupid that you pull on a push door and still manage to get hit on the head by it EVEN WHEN IT WON'T OPEN!"

"Oh… oh yea?! Well… YOU'RE STUPID!!!"

"No, YOU'RE STUPIDER!!!"

Err, almost perfect. You see, there's another camp called Acorn Flats, located right smack-dab on the other side of Leaky Lake. It's a girl's camp, and every so often they come by to cause ether mayhem, or flirt. Well, Patsy's really the only one who flirts… right now its just mayhem. Caused by whom, you ask? Why, by Edward and Gretchen! They are the grumps of both camps, and hating basically everyone! Except for Patsy and Nina, Gretchen's two best friends. Oh, wait a minute; you probably don't which one's which! Well, silly goose, Gretchen's the green alligator who said that door comment, and Edwards the duck that yelled you're stupid! See, they're always fighting, and that's basically all they ever do. Is fight. Now lets get back to the action!

Edward and Gretchen stood miles apart from each other, in a very dramatic western… thingy… pose. Panting from the insults shot back and forth, sweat dripping down their brow, nether about to fall.

"Give it up, little girl. You'll never beat me."

"Heh. You should know me better by now."

Still at a standstill, nether of them moving, nether of them cracking under the pressure, just pure hatred from one to the other. At least, until he arrived.

"Heya, guys!" It was the the orange little spider monkey that we all know and(maybe) love!

"Stay out of this, Lazlo. It's none of your business" Edward said without looking at a disappointed Lazlo.

"But can't we all just get alon-"

"NO!" And that was the one phrase Edward and Gretchen would ever agree on. At least, for a while.

Lazlo smiled, "Looks like somebody needs a huuuugg!"

Edward's terrified switch: ON.

"Lazlo, no." Edward backed away from the approaching Lazlo. "I mean it, Lazlo!" He kept going and going… "Seriously! Cut it OUT! If you don't stop, I'm gonna-" Edward fell back, and in an orange blur, Edward was laying there, screaming in pure terror, for the love he felt was so strong, it burned his skin.

Gretchen, on the other hand, was also in intense pain and on the floor. But not from hugs, but from laughter. At least, until she heard the ring of her two friends voices, calling her name.

"Gretchen!" Said Patsy

"GRETCHEN!" Repeated Nina

The two girls were walking side by side, cupping their mouths, still calling her name over and over again. Gretchen, stilling giggling, stood up and brushed whatever dirt was left on her green body. She brushed her hair back and walked off.

"THIS ISN'T OVER!" Edward called, still stuck on the ground by Lazlo, "YOU WILL BOW TO ME, YOU HEAR?!"

"SHADDUP ALREADY!" Gretchen smiling as she said, of course, Edward couldn't see that. Right?

Oh yea, and Patsy blew Lazlo a kiss.

XOXO

"So…?"

"What?" They all were walking back to their camp, Gretchen, Nina and Patsy. Nina giggled, along with Patsy. "You know… your time with Edward! We both know you like him!"

"Shhh! Not so loud!" Gretchen looked around cautiously; making sure no one but them was there. "Welllll…?" Gretchen looked to the ground and turned to a faded red, "It was… nice…" a slight smile was on her face. Patsy giggled, "DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!" Gretchen yelled stomping off, acting angry, but those two knew better. They could tell she was in lala land right now. She always got like this after her daily visits at Camp Kidney.

"Lazlo?"

"Yes Edward?"

"Would you please get off of me?"

"Sure Edward."

"Oh, one more thing."

"What is it Edward?"

"I hate you Lazlo."

XOXO

Alright! The firsts chapter is done! Oh, and I believe that this is the first EdwardXGret-chan(Pet name for Gretchen. xP) fic out there! So yea! Oh, don't forget to comment, and I accept ALL comments, even people who don't have an account here! And I love to hear how I could make this better, so yea… TELLLLLL MEEEEEE!!!

-M.L