Dippers Goes To McDonald's

Dipper was reading a code it said TEB TSEB ROUY SI LLEB TACO then got up. "We're going to the diner"Stan Yells. "The Food isn't even good"Dipper Replies. "Yeah" Yelled Mabel "then what do you want kid?"Stan Says. "A Hamburger"Dipper says. "From Where?"Stan Yells. "McDonald's!" Dipper says. "There's one in the woods!"Stan yells. "I want a sandwich" Mabel says. "Tim Horton's?"Stan says. "Yeah"Mabel Says. "Other Side Of woods" Stan says. Dipper starts to walk. "Hmmm Teb Is Bet Tseb is Best Rouy is your Si is is I mean Si means is." Dipper said when he hit his head against a wall. A McDonald's. He walked in and asked "Can have A Big Mac?" The cashier nodded yes. He went to the bathroom. When He Came Out Something was wrong. "Big Mac For Dipper!" The Cashier yelled. He grabbed it. But The restaurant there was blood everywhere he went to leave the store when he was nearly hit by a bullet. He walked out front to see Stan's car parked there. He got in and went to the shack. He and Mabel Played board games then went to bed. Soos went to McDonald's. "Did you get the kid yet?" he asked. "No Many Others By Mistake Though"The Cashier Said. Soos Then Went To Tim Horton's And Did The Same. And Got The Same answer.

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Mabel Goes To Tim Horton's

"We're going to the diner"Stan Yells. "The Food isn't even good"Dipper Replies. "Yeah" Yelled Mabel "then what do you want kid?"Stan Says. "A Hamburger"Dipper says. "From Where?"Stan Yells. "McDonald's!" Dipper says. "There's one in the woods!"Stan yells. "I want a sandwich" Mabel says. "Tim Horton's?"Stan says. "Yeah"Mabel Says. "Other Side Of woods" Stan says. Mabel Starts To Walk. She hits a wall. A Tim Horton's. She Goes In. "I would like a chicken salad sandwich please" Mabel Says. "OK"The Cashier Says. She Goes To The Bathroom. When she goes out something is wrong. "Chicken Salad Sandwich For Mabel" The Cashier Yelled. She Started To Eat. When She Finished. She started to leave. When. She. Was. Nearly. Shot. She Noticed Soos' car out front she got in and went home. She And Dipper Played board games then went to bed. Soos went to McDonald's. "Did you get the kid yet?" he asked. "No Many Others By Mistake Though"The Cashier Said. Soos Then Went To Tim Horton's And Did The Same. And Got The Same answer. The Next Day...

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Dipper / Mabel Goes To Burger King

Dipper was still reading the code it said TEB TSEB ROUY SI LLEB TACO then got up. "We're going to the diner"Stan Yells. "The Food isn't even good" Dipper And Mabel Reply. "then what do you want kids?"Stan Says. "Burger King" They Say. "In the middle of Tim Horton's And McDonald's"Stan Says. The Kids Started To Walk And Talk. When They Hit A Wall. "Just Like Yesterday" They Yell. They went to their bathroom everything was normal. They Both Got Chicken Fries. They Ate. They Left. Nearly Shot. She And Dipper Played board games then went to bed. Soos went to Burger King. "Did you get the kids yet?" he asked. "None Tonight"The Cashier Said. The End