Author's note: this utter trash was written by me one night when I couldn't think of a follow-up for Eskimo Jolteon…so this came up instead!

NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DRINK CHLORINATED BLEACH UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR BRAIN TO BECOME LIKE MINE!!!!

One day Ash and the gang were on route 36 when it rained jellybeans.

"Oh no! The oatmeal are attacking!" cried Misty.

"Let us run to the moon!" yelled Brock.

"I left the mud under the bed!" screams Ash.

Fifty worms came out of the ground and started singing "amazing grace." Then route 36 imploded and the gang found themselves on a very large pencil.

"Cheese!" Screams pikachu.

God smites Giovanni. A Snorlax explodes. Little dogs fall out of the sky.

Ho-oh's rainbow trail came off and caused mount silver to explode.

Then bleach fell on the gang and they were all turned into bones.

"Look at me! My hair is on fire!" yells Misty.

All the pidgeys in the air turn into lemon drops.

Tracey jumps over a pin and dies. A milk truck levitates and falls on Entei. Togepi eats some beetles.

"Gasoline!" screams Suicune.

Then a H-bomb falls on the world and it is destroyed. Then the pieces come back again. Then Ash drinks beer. Then a worm dies and kills everyone.

"Whoops, here comes Mr. Jelly!" says professor oak.

All the trees hang upside down. There is a flood in the sea. The goldenrod Dept. store falls on the radio tower, which falls into Gary's mouth.

"I've got a little fork." Sings Koga.

"Oranges of kanto, unite and dissolve!" says Karen.

Then the world fell apart and exploded into lots of Pikachus. A bajillion Ash Ketchums die and form a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Brock's balls fall off and form the sun.

"One million and zero point one one one one one one one one geodudes!" Yells Will.

The power rangers eat each other. Shredder kills a million ratatas. Jessie gets stuck in a lawnmower.

Raikou sings "One thousand bottles of beer on the wall"

A Golbat's wings fall off and hit Lugia. The sun goes green, then blue, and eats Togepi. An ant froths at the mouth and bites Misty, who breaks out in purple spots and dies.

A meteorite hits Tai. Agumon bounces on Bruno. Sabrina streaks nude through Celadon.

"Warble warble sclup!" shouts Delia.

An Eevee falls on the radio tower. Lavender town is paved with bacon. Zapdos plays with screws and drowns himself.

"Pancake!" bawls James.

Giovanni plays with the generator and is sucked into dimension x. A kingler farts. Rice balls all over Johto grow legs and run away.

"SDGDYRFHCBNFHUDTGHSDFGHGN!!!!!" says professor elm.

"TEA! I MUST HAVE SUNFLORA!" screams Articuno, then the seafoam islands turn into peas.

Peanuts become sour. Charlie Brown whacks Lance with a chainsaw. Snoopy buries himself alive.

The pokedex freaks out, turns black and vanishes. The lake of rage dries out and skeletons climb out. The ghost of the magikarp Jolteon ate last Sunday explodes.

Then the world grew so large that it exploded, and meowth licks a lollipop. Then meowth goes bang and the world explodes, leaving Ash to eat Action Man figurines.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM BRAINDEAD AND INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @_@