Hi, NorthernMage here! I watched Rise of the Guardians a week or two ago, and after watching it, got a very strange idea.
This is what happened. It's fairly short and insane, and my first RotG fanfic, but hey. Hope you enjoy!
I don't own Rise of the Guardians.
General POV
Jack yawned.
It had been a while since Pitch had been defeated, and all the Guardians had decided to meet up, to see how everyone was going.
At the moment, North and Tooth were out of the Globe Room, leaving Jack and Bunny alone.
To say that the duo were annoyed was an understatement.
Bunny was muttering under his breath about how many eggs he still had to paint, while Jack was irritated in general over the fact that he had promised Jamie a snow day.
Which, given the Guardian's current location, would be impossible.
Walking over to the table Bunny sat at, Jack picked up a huge biscuit, and stuffed it in his mouth, flying back over to the globe.
There was silence for a moment as Jack ate the biscuit, his back to Bunny, enjoying the excessively large pieces of chocolate in it.
Bunny had finally decided to leave. If they were making him wait around for no reason a week before Easter, he wasn't going to bother coming to any more of these meetings until he got a decent explanation of why he was supposed to come.
Just as he stood, there was a strange noise from Jack's direction.
Brrrrt!
Bunny looked to the younger Guardian, to see a cloud of white snow erupt from his backside.
Bunny froze, trapped in between shock and utter laughter.
'Jack...' he began, 'did you just fart out snowflakes?'
Dead silence.
Brrrrt! Another cloud.
Bunny was biting his lip hard not to burst out laughing.
'Yes, I did. Shut up.' His words had the opposite effect, and Bunny burst out laughing.
'You farted snowflakes!' the Easter Bunny roared, falling to the ground and laughing his head off.
'Yes. I. Did.' Jack growled out. 'Shut up.'
It was no use. Bunny couldn't breathe, not with the continued flow of snowflakes that occurred quietly every few seconds.
'-you see, I really have to get back!' Tooth said, walking in with North. 'There's been a lot of problems with tooth collection since we defeated Pitch, and we're still figuring them out!'
'Alright, Tooth. Not everything-' North broke off, seeing Bunny laughing on the ground. 'What is it?'
'J-Jack!' Bunny choked out, tears of laughter pouring from his eyes. 'I-It's Ja-'
Brrrrt! North and Tooth blinked, staring at the new snowflakes that had spurted from Jack.
'Jack,' Tooth giggled, 'did you just-' Infuriated, Jack spun around to face the Guardians.
'Yes, Tooth. I farted out snowflakes. Is there anything else you'd like to know?!' North roared with laughter, clutching his belly.
'This-this is too good!' North cried. Tooth doubled over, shoulders shaking with laughter.
Jack waited for the Guardians to stop, drumming his fingers on his staff. When they continued, he sighed with frustration before shooting off into the air, out of the North Pole.
'Jack, did those snowflakes just come from-'
'Jamie, don't ask.'
'But-'
'Jamie. Drop it.'
'Is that where they all come from?!'
'NO.'
Two weeks later, Jack flew down to the ground in front of the Guardians. Another meeting had been arranged for today, and as he touched the ground, Bunny spoke up.
'So, how have you been, Frostfart?'
Bunny never saw the snowball coming.
So, what do you think? Is it possible for Jack to live that down?
