My friend and I decided to list all of the things wrong with the Percy Jackson movie. Here are the first 30 things off the top of my head (In no particular order.). I know that there are more. Comment anything that I missed.

Flames are welcome.

They are all 17.

Grover is African/American

Chiron gives Percy the pen at Yancy.

They can drive.

There is no Iris Messaging.

Percy can hear his dad's voice in his head

The quest revolves around the pearls

Percy never gets claimed, they just somehow know his fathers Poseidon

No Clarisse

No Ares

No Thalia's pine

No Kronos

All the campers have their own cabin, apparently.

Percy has an iPhone. They aren't even supposed to have phones in the first place.

Percy is never officially given a quest in the first place

There was never a law against big three children being born.

There is a law about God not being able to see their children because the might become human.

They never go to St. Louis arch.

They go to Tennessee and fight the Hydra.

There isn't a Pink Poodle

There are flowers that they eat to make them stay in the Lotus Casino.

Percy gets wet underwater.

There is no water nymph that helps out Percy

Hades is the bad guy.

Persephone is in the underworld during the summer

Grover stays behind in the underworld

Percy and Luke have a huge fight.

They go to Mt. Olympus.

The Master Bolt is in the shield and not the backpack.

ANNABETH! This is probably what bugs me the most. There are just soooo many things wrong here. Brown hair, blue eyes, she's 17, completely out of character…ect.