For frizzyhead101, who asked for Clary's.
I don't own anything.
Top 10 ways to annoy Clary Fray…
10. Call her Clarissa Morgenstern.
9. Book her in for art classes, saying that 'she needs to refine her skill.'
8. Tell her you walked in on Alec and Jace kissing, then tell her when she yells at them both, 'I think you mistook me; I meant that they were in the kitchen!'
7. Call her ginger, then when she get mad say that she is just showing the ginger temper.
6. Stalk her facebook and twitter, commenting on everything about her and Jace's relationship, saying that it will never last.
5. Change her bridesmaids dress from the gorgeous one her mother chose to a bright pink puffy meringue that clashes with her hair.
4. Call her short, then dodge her knee high punches.
3. Have her arrested for solicitation when you tell her to meet you and Isabelle at the doors of Pandemonium in an outfit not entirely legal.
2. Paint fang marks on her neck when she's asleep and then wake her up shouting that Simon bit her.
1. Book her in on the Jeremy Kyle show with her family, citing her crummy father who was never there for her as the reason why… oh, and DNA tests for them all to confirm who is related to who.
Whatcha think?
Had to get Jeremy Kyle in: best show on daytime tv!
Please review!
If you want more, let me know
Vicky xx
