Harley was busy preparing drinks and nibbles for her beloved Puddin and his henchmen "I hope he likes em I worked so hard today" she said proudly.

In Joker's study

The Joker was running blueprints past some mobsters in order to pull yet another scheme when he heard a knock on the door "What?!" he yelled angrily pissed off that he was being disturbed.

Harley opened the door nervously "M...Mistah-J I brought you some snacks and Booze to keep ya going since you're so busy" she said her voice quiet with a hint of fear.

The Joker smiled "Thanks Harls just place it on my desk" he said gesturing her to approach with his hand.

Harley came over and placed the whiskey glasses and 2 bottles on the desk along with a collection of chutney's and cheeses to snack upon. as she did so her suit tore along the side of her chest making her blush and jolt backwards "S...Sorry Puddin I've been meaning to get a new one I SWEAR!" she cried worriedly in case he was mad.

The Joker was shocked by this a little but also aroused by the flash of her tender flesh "That's ok Pooh I'll have another one made for you" he said patting her head.

As she left she was unaware that the two mobsters were eyeing her up and down like a piece of meat in a butchers. She was a very attractive young woman but only had eyes for her beloved Mistah-J.

The Joker saw the two men staring at his little Harlequin and frowned "Something on your MIND gentlemen?" he said icily his eyes turning dark.

"No nothing just your Hench-girl is quite the looker aint she" the first guy chuckled his eyes filled with lust.

The Joker glared at the man his eyes hard and cold "REPEAT what you just said I didn't quite get that it sounded like you were insinuating that you were INTERESTED in MY Harley" he said darkly.

"Well yeah she's a cutie for sure and if you're willing to share I mean I'd love to have some fun with that little minx I mean blonde's have always been my thing" the guy chuckled unaware that The Joker was close to exploding.

The Joker opened his desk drawer and pulled out a gun and pointed it at his head "Here's my answer" The Joker said darkly and shot him point blank through the head to which the guy collapsed blood pouring onto the floor. He looked to the 2nd mobster "Well what about you?!" he said his eyes cold and empty.

"No way man she...she's yours!" The 2nd mobster said nervously.

The Joker smiled widely "Good then its settled go tell your boss our agreement and take that guy with you as a warning to YOUR boss not to even TRY going near MY Harley" then showed him out and watched him race off into the night.

That evening

Harley was going over some private designs for a NEW Harlequin design that was more sexy and revealing but would be for her Puddin and NOBODY else. Kinds like a sexy time outfit when they were busy screwing around in the bedroom.

The Joker walked in and sat on the bed "Hey Harls what ya up to sugar cakes?" he said kissing her cheek lovingly then began to strip for bed.

Harley smiled "Just sketching designs for my new costume Puddin and I had a few ideas to modify my original design" she giggled.

"I see like what?" he said suspiciously as he was aware of Harley's imagination.

Harley hesitated then showed him the design and he just about had a nosebleed "HARLEY THAT DESIGN!" he cried in shock.

Harley smiled "Do you like it Puddin?" she said smiling sweetly.

The Joker glared angrily a large frown spreading across his face "YOU WHORE WERE YOU REALLY GOING TO WEAR THAT IN PUBLIC!" he screamed with pure rage.

Harley panicked "Wait a second Puddin it's not like that I SWEAR!" she said fearfully holding her sketchbook close to her chest.

"Oh yeah then what's with this slutty design hmm?" he snapped backhanding Harley causing her cheek to swell rapidly.

Harley began to tremble but wasn't about to give up on her explanation "It...It was for YOU Puddin Y'know during the evening when it's just you and me...ALONE" she said quietly.

The Joker was stunned and slightly touched that she had thought of all this for HIM. He began to feel quite guilty for slapping her so hard "Harley" he said gently approaching her.

Harley backed away fearfully afraid of what he would do "I'm SORRY Puddin I'll throw it away it was STUPID of me to even suggest it" she sniffed tearfully.

The Joker cupped Harley's cherub face in his hands gently but she didn't look at him afraid of his next gesture towards her "Harley you're so sweet that sounds like a perfect idea" The Joker cooed kissing her cheek.

Harley blushed "Mistah-J I..." she stammered nervously.

The Joker pulled her close to him "Tell you what baby I'll help you make it that way it will turn out exactly how I like it and I know you'll suit it however..." he said his voice becoming sharp "If you even so much as SHOW IT to another man BESIDES me I'll beat you to kingdom Kong GOT IT!" he said his eyes cold and sharp.

"Y...Yes sir" she said quietly and obediently.

The Joker smiled "Good girl now give daddy some sugar" he said to which the pair shared a passionate kiss.