When I wake up Cato's penis had actually gotten smaller. I suppose it got crispy in the excitement of the reaping. Of course it did. Catos baby penis is so magical.

He woke up with a boner. "Aye boy! Calm down!"

But the magical penis spoke to him. "Shh," he said to Cato. "Boy, I like it."

While Cato and his penis fought, it dawned on Cato that today was the reaping and that he needed to bathe because his thingy was icky and dirty from all the times he played with it.

While in the bathtub, the penis wouldnt stay down! "Hey there! What is going on? All I'm looking at is myself in this mirror!" While this thought processed in Cato's mind, he realized how sexy he is.

"Dare to suck man," he said to his reflection with his winning attitude and smile. While he stared at himself a little while longer wondering if his extremely large head would ever crush his long and skinny neck, he noticed he looked like a giraffe. "But cuter," he said to himself.

Then he put on some baggy pants to hide his peanut sized penis boner and an Abercrombie jacket and headed out to the woods to pose for Abercrombie kids because he is that crispy. When he gets to the photo shoot he is 10 seconds fashionably late. But as he always says to himself, Liv It Up!

He unzips the jacket while smiling his awkward non-smile and the photographer yells at him to stop. "NO YOU CRISPY YOUNG MAN! Like this see? No emotion! Thats how Abercrombie does it!" Cato complys. "Ahhh, there we go! Whadda champ!"

After the photo shoot and major Photoshopping to make his neck look normal, Cato is off to the reaping. When his named gets called and he walks up to the stage with his magical swagger, Haymitch interrupts and points to Cato's pants.

"YOU GOT A PEANUT IN THERE SON?" Cato looks down, horrified, because he is wearing skinny jeans. "Oh noes!" Cato thinks. "They can see my baby penis boner!"

Haymitch starts blindly grabbing at Cato's designer skinny jeans from Forever 21.

"HAYMITCH HUNGRY!" Haymitch grabs a hold of Cato's baby penis and Cato is shocked.

"Whoah boy! I thought we talked about this!" Cato says raising an eyebrow. "We are taking things slow... remember?" Haymitch remembers but doesnt take his hand off of Cato's peanut.

They load the train and that is all that happens in this magical documentation of Cato's Baby Penis Games: Day One.

I dont always Liv It Up, but when I do, its magical. Stay crispy my friends.