I've been waiting so long,

for home video technology to advance beyond tapes.

Nothing could flop,

could it?

I was absolutely right about the "advancing" part

This new format is taking technology by storm, surpassing every limit known to man and machine.

I'm becoming a victim of the popularity now.

This technology seems to grasp onto all the existing tech,

And it will grasp onto you, too.

It grabs without hands,

This format controls, and dictates your life, not to mention financially...

It's called a "Laser Disc", and it's exactly what it sounds like

It catches you off guard with its massive disc, and you'll feel sorry for giving in

I will be more careful next time.

It has an unusual capability

And it looks...otherworldly.

I'm victim to it all

This technology seems to grasp onto all the existing tech,

And it will grasp onto you, too.

It grabs without hands,

This format controls, and dictates your life, not to mention financially...

This technology seems to grasp onto all the existing tech,

And it will grasp onto you, too.

It grabs without hands,

This format controls, and dictates your life, not to mention financially...

"DVD" came along, and LD still thinks it's on top

It was worth all the heart (and wallet) ache after all

I have learned

This new format is taking technology by storm, surpassing every limit known to man and machine.

I'm becoming a victim of the popularity now.

This technology seems to grasp onto all the existing tech,

And it will grasp onto you, too.

It grabs without hands,

This format controls, and dictates your life, not to mention financially...

This technology seems to grasp onto all the existing tech,

And it will grasp onto you, too.

It grabs without hands,

This format controls, and dictates your life, not to mention financially...