Yay it's done! :D
First off, I wanna credit Project Zombie Shitstorm, who did a Thou Shall on Resident Evil and gave me their permission to do this thing, You guys should check it out!, the idea for this one of Silent Hill. Though I don't think I am as funny as they are lol. I also plan to do one on the other SH games as well, and if I think of any others for SH2 I might make a second part to this lol! Please Read and Rate, thank you all! ^_^v


Thou shall carry as many items as thy wishes without having to explain how thy can.

Thou must never run quickly for more then ten seconds.

Thou should not investigate sudden noises down the hall.

Thou should not approach white vans unless thou wishes to get the piss scared out of them.

Thou is retarded for not noticing that two dead bodies look just like thy self.

Thou is oblivious to things that would disturb a normal person.

Thou can easily fall off the edge a pool but thou can not fall off anything else in the game.

Thou must meet every mental unstable person in town.

Thou shall only be frightened when faced with pyramid head.

Thou will never suspect that examining a knife could make you commit suicide.

Thou will not question twice why Maria looks exactly like thy wife.

Thou will not freak out when thy dead wife sends the a letter.

Thou will not question why thy can hear voices all the time.

Thou shall ignore the fires around the while thy talks to a hallucinating woman.

Thou shall never think of calling the Konami hint line for assistance.

Thou shall not recall killing thy own wife while searching for her till the end of the game.

Thou shall not question why the fog never lets up no matter where thy goes.

Thou shall not wonder why the forest trail is so long.

Thou shall not question how a red piece of paper can save their spot and bring them back to life.

Thou shall remind thy self to check thy car for a map if thy forgets to look.

Thou shall not question why the city is a ghost town.

Thou shall not question why there is a game show in a elevator.

Thou shall find keys in the oddest places.

Thou will not question why thy couldn't take the main road into town to save time.

Thou is retarded to fight a monster with a plank over a chainsaw.

Thou shall not question how a radio can detect monsters.

Thou shall not hear pyramid head sneaking up behind thy on the hospital roof until it is to late.

Thou will never wonder how an eight year old is surviving on thy own in silent hill.

Thou shall not die after falling a hundred feet into a black hole over three times.

Thou shall ignore a gurney with bloody body parts sticking out of it without even trying.

Thou shall not question how thy can swing pyramid heads sword.

Thou must turn thy head every time thy sees an item.

Thou shall not wonder how thy had not gone completely insane.

Thou will take the row boat thy finds at the dock without permission.

Thou will not wonder who covered the large hole up in the bar.

Thou shall not question how so many horrific creatures came to be.

Thou shall not question why someone buried a key underground.

Thou shall not question how rings open doors.

Thou shall only freak out when Maria goes missing.

Thou shall not wonder why a nurse has a gun.

Thou shall not question how entering one door can lead you to another hallway.

Thou shall not wonder why half the doors in Silent Hill are locked or broke.

Thou shall not question how a drink can heal thy self instantly.

Thou shall never get hungry or tired or sick on thy journey ever.

Thou shall reach into a unknown contaminated toilet for a wallet and not wash thy hands afterward.