Mistletoe Merriment
A/N
Disclamimer: Is Naruto is yaoi? Nope. So it ain't mine.
Mistletoe Merriment
It was Christmas Eve and even though the Akatsuki had no idea what Chrsitmas was about they decided to host a Christmas party. Pain was talking to himself, well the Yahiko one, and Konan waited patiently to ask to dance, even thought it wasn't that type of party due to the fact that she was currently the only girl.
Diedara was brooding near the punch bowl that Tobi had undoubtedly spiked as a stupid joke. Itachi, knowing this, he kept well away as he stared, confused, at the mistletoe hung everywhere possible. 'Mistletoe? In a house full of guys, and Konan?' He glanced lazily at Konan who was gazing longingly at Pain, the Yahiko one. 'Did she do this? Or, maybe, just maybe, it was another one of Tobi's stupid antics. It sure is far from funny though,' Itachi thought languidly.
White Zetsu was a little too happy, while Black Zetsu looked about ready to kill himself.
Tobi was here and there talking at his normal thousand miles an hour, while Kisame tried his best to avoid the rambling monster.
The snow glistened softly on the window pane as Itachi stared at the it, ignoring the mistletoe he was under. His thoughts wandered to Sasuke who was currently training with Orochimaru. Itachi felt guilty, but he knew Sasuke could never know the truth. He would carry it to the grave, unless Tobi, well Madara, knew. Sasuke must go back to the Leaf to be with Naruto. Sasuke and Naruto didn't know it yet, but they would soon figure out how much they loved each other, in a way they probably shouldn't. But, hey!, maybe this would be good for Sasuke. He sighed.
"Itachi, you miss him don't you?" Asked a familiar voice.
"Diedara, how did you know?" Itachi asked.
"Just the look you have on your face. You always have that look when you think about Sasuke," Diedara responded serenely.
"And how would you know that?" He scoffed while noticing Diedara's flushed face. 'Great, too much punch.' He started to straightened up when Diedara pushed him back down and kissed him under the mistletoe. They began going from mistletoe to mistletoe, kissing as they went.. After seeing the occurring phenomenon the rest of Akatsuki followed suit, pairing up as they went, leaving poor old Konan alone in the corner watching the old love of her life kissing her current best friend. The mistletoe merriment had begun.
A/N
Night: I'm done!
Owl: This was shorter than the last one. Not to mention the fact that it SUCKED.
Day: Soooooo harsh!
Dreamer: Hmph. It stopped. You should have gone farther.
Night: You're such a perv. What's your problem? Why did you even get into my mind?
Itachi: Sorry to interupt, but WHY THE HECK DID YOU PAIR ME WITH FREAKIN' DIEDARA?
Diedara: I didn't see you complaining.
Night, Owl, Day, Dreamer: O.O
Please reveiw. 3 I know it sucks, but I promise to get better!
