A/N

I can write what I like so bugger off XD lol (jk- but not really)

One day, Peter was talking to Walter about how ridiculously ugly Olivia was. Walter agreed with him completely and added that she looks like a fish. Olivia then walked in the room.
"Ah, Olivia, we were just talking about how you are so insanely ugly it makes us want to rip our eyes out and suck on astrid's (the black one) nipples :)' Walter said.
"That's good to know." she replied in her man-like voice.
"In fact, the only good thing about you is your voice that resembles yamam's voice when she ejaculates in my face"
"...Okay... anyway, i'm gonna ask astrid (the black one) if she wants to kill herself because she looks like a monkey with a scourer attached to her head! Bye!"

Later that day, Peter was on youtube and was watching a video of *two girls singing an Avril Lavigne song. The one that was playing the guitar was really ugly, whereas the one that was singing had the voice of an angel and was awesome. Walter disturbed him by sticking his dick in his face to ask him to pull the sugar puff out from inbetween his ball sacks.
"Don't ask how it got there..." walter said, and flew away (oh yeah, Walter can fly!). Olivia had just got back when walter asked them all the to be present for his and gene's marriage. They got married. Walter stripped and started having sex with the helpless cow. Olivia and Peter were watching. They threw up on eachother.
All of a sudden, they realised that their lives were completely pointless, and a waste of space and air.

That night, they were both sat in Peter's bedroom with their jammies on with a big tub of chocolate ice cream.
"You know, Olivia, this ice cream is gonna go straight to your vagina"
"What? It's gonna go to my 'vagina'? i don't have a vagina you insensitive little whore!"
"...well, that explains alot"
She winked at him and put cruel intentions on. "Peter, is that you with blonde hair?"
"Oh yeah, i did a little acting before i became a prostitute :)" "Aww, you looked adorable! Now you don't though. You kinda look like someone hit you in the face with the ugly sledgehammer..."
"That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!!!!' He exclaimed, "You know... I played a 'gay' guy in that film... *hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink* :p"
He/She smiled at him and pushed her/himself onto the bed. She gestured for him to do the same. As he climbed onto the bed, she pulled a gun out from under her/his pillow and blew his goddamn brains out!!!!!!

The End.