I got this idea while PMing a friend, you know who you are...*Grins* Well, she said that she had a caffeine intake as does Leri and The Auditor. Though it's short, I tried to get something in mind. This is what I came up with...wow is all I have to say. Enjoy! Reviews are love!

Madness Combat (c) Krinkels

Lerioc, Ray, Eight and Nine (c) Me

Auburn haired girl...*Looks around with grin*

The Last Soda

Lerioc sat in her room, a MAG-V2 in the corner watching her intently as she stared out the window. She looked at him and raised her arms. "WHAT?"

"Nothing...I'm just wondering when you're getting out of here."

That hit her like a sack of bricks when Ray asked that. "Why?"

"Slight emergency in the kitchen...don't know if the Boss has already gone in or not either."

"Wait...it's the last one?"

He nods and she cursed running out of the room. She was running so fast the 1337s and the ATP Agents didn't dare to get in her way. She passed Eight and Nine, who looked at each other knowing fully why she was running that fast. She skidded to a stop in front of the Mess Hall and looked around, sniffing. No sight, no smell...I think I beat him this time. She snickered in triumph and entered the Hall, tail held out and head held high in confidence. She got into the kitchen and opened the fridge, taking the can on sight. She was about to open it when a shadowed arm wrapped around her neck and a hand grabbing the can just as quickly. "That's my soda. Not yours."

"BOSS!"

She turned around and saw he was already gone, a growl rose in her throat getting louder and louder. She ran out of the kitchen and looked around sniffing quickly for any scent on the living shadow they called The Auditor. She burst into the hallway and made her way toward his office, her glare starting to glow bright red with each step closer to the door. She has lost all the last soda takes and she wasn't going to lose this one. She held out her claw and the office door was forced open. She saw that he was having trouble opening the can this time, either that or his was faking it. She pointed at him and he looked over, clearly annoyed. "Give up, Lerioc. You know you can't beat me for the last soda. Never have, never will."

"Give me the damn soda!"

He shook his head and tried to open it again. He wasn't faking it. She laughed and went over to him, making him back up. "Get away!" He hissed at her and took a swipe making her laugh. "It's mine! ALL MINE!"

"Ya soda? Ya can't even open the thing!"

"Like you can?"

She held out her claw and he looked from her to the can. "If I can open it, it's mine. If not, we shot it."

He sighed in defeat and handed it to her. She slid her claw under the tab and tried to pull it up. It wouldn't even budge. She looked at him and tried again, he was looking rather amused as it didn't move still. "What now, Lerioc?"

"Is the drive on or somethin'?"

He laughs knowing what she means and takes the can from her claws, trying to open it again. Still nothing. He started to hiss and flame as he continued his pulling on the soda tab. He stopped after a while and panted. "Nothing's working...the hell's wrong with this thing?" She makes a grab for the soda and it slipped from both of their grips, rolling to the open door. It hit a shoe and they looked at the person who was standing there. She tilted her head as The Auditor just stared. An auburn hair colored girl stood there looking down at the can. She bent over and picked it up stealing a glance at them as she opened it easily, walking away taking a drink with a smile on her face. They stood dumbfounded at the new intruder, speechless and now feeling powerless. "Did we just get pwned by a human?"

Leri's nod was the only answer.