Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater or Alice in Wonderland


HALLOOO ALLL!

this is my new story :3 happy? no? TT-TT ok,... anyways, i havent got much to say... it's loosely based on Alice in Wonderland... Sorta. I just goottta gett this out because I'm reading a manga based on Alice in Wonderland too so I was thinking...

ANYWAYS this is my third ongoing fanfic so be nice and review for me yea? X3

xXHikariRenXx


Chapter One

Pushed down the Rabbit Hole by a Rabbit


Escape… Is what I want.

Escape from this boring world where nothing is satisfying me.

Is this world complete? Was it in progress? Has our creator stopped halfway?

Probably not. I don't care. Someone, something, take me somewhere where anything is possible, where things aren't normal.

Well, after thinking that, it was the biggest mistake of my life.

… Or was it?


"Argh this is so not cool! The stupid Queen will go agro if I don't go now!"

The boy with white hair and rabbit ears continuously checked his phone. He had red eyes and was wearing a red hoodie with baggy black pants.

"Hurry up! You are so slow!"

"I want to go slow!" I said, pushing away all the leaves and weeds. " Because I know that soon, I will wake up from this stupid dream and go back to being the normal and boring girl that I am! So I'm taking my time! There's no way you're real!"

The boy sighed and grabbed my arm. "Get your ass moving! The Queen will go agro!"

"Look, I don't care about your stupid Queen! Stop talking to me as if you are real!"

"I AM REAL!"

I didn't even have enough time to complain when he pushed me down a hole.

"THAT'S NOT NICE..!" was all I could say.

He jumped in after me, falling next to me.

"HOW ARE WE GONNA STOP?" I screamed.

He grabbed a skateboard which was sticking out of the wall and grabbed me around the waist. On the bottom of the skateboard, there was this… This gravitational energy and we hovered JUST above the ground.

A wave of relief swept over me and I jumped off the skateboard, my body still trembling.

"It… Feels so real…" I murmured.

He slapped his forehead. "It is real!"

"Then let me know your name!"

"No goddamn time! Hurry up!"

Before I could even move, he had run down a dark hall.

"Wait!" I ran after him to find myself in a room. There was a single glass table in the middle and around were doors.

I walked up to the table and there was a key.

I went to all the doors and tried to open them but none of them budged. I grabbed the key on the table and tried it on all the doors but it was either too small for the keyhole or too big.

"STUPID DREAM!" I exclaimed, chucking the key to the ground.

Then I noticed a curtain. Behind it was a small door, probably one tenth of me.

I sat on the ground, peering at the door. "Oh I get it now! This stupid dream is just like Alice in Wonderland! How boring. There's going to be a potion, I'll drink it and become tiny so I can fit through, there'll be a cake and I'll become big. So predictable."

"Not really, Maka."

I jerked up. "Eh? Who's talking?"

"Me."

"And I'm asking who the hell is 'me'?"

"Short things need love too y'know…"

I looked down. "You're… A DOOR."

"Yes, I'm a door. How are you going to get out?" said THE DOOR.

I stared at it. It was a DOOR. A DOOR was talking to me. A DOOR.

"I… I don't know."

It made a face. And yes, it had a FACE. "You could try by getting that key to unlock me."

"You're the door so unlock yourself!"

"No can do hun."

I was talking to a DOOR. We actually had a conversation. That's the creepy part…

"Then what? You're probably going to tell me to drink a potion. Then eat a crappy cake. Alice in Wonderland is a fairytale everybody knows, alright? It's a boring fairytale. This dream is EXACTLY like it. Except I'm not dumb little Alice."

I reached for the key on the floor and unlocked it. The door suddenly grew very big and looked down at me as it opened itself.

"Let me tell you Maka Albarn, this is not a dream."

I sighed. "Yes, of COURSE it isn't."

"And this is nothing like Alice in Wonderla –"

"Yeah. It's worse."

"Will you stop interrupting me? I'm trying to sound ominous and mysterious!"

I sighed. "Fine."

"This is nothing like Alice in Wonderland. We didn't simply call you here because we want to. This place is getting eaten away by madness and by one called Queen. Your destiny is to save us. Then we will allow you to leave."

I made a face. "This TALK is starting to turn me MAD."

The door sighed. "Will you just go already?"

"Fine, fine." I walked outside.

You've got to be kidding me. What is this, the parody of Alice in Wonderland?


End of Chapter One