I was born in a county called Qiao,
At the time of the rise of Zhang Jiao,
But the end of his name,
Made the whole world change,
What fool woul revenge on Han now!?
Well the 10 Eunuchs and a man called Dong Zhuo
Rebels who made Luo Yang a glow,
Put his name to him too,
With his son called Lu Bu,
His blood in the river, it flow.
Lu Bu, Yuan Shao and Tao Qian,
The latest rebels to be pulled of Han's thumb,
Just one step at the sect,
And the troops, they all defect!
And the leaders surrender to numb.
Cao Cao, the new traitor, in sequel,
Something strange, this one never be's cruel,
So I joined his force Wei to the very last day,
And I liked him coz were both equal... (and evil!)
Used to fight against Zhuge Liang's loads,
Blocked the gates, bridges and roads, Go through Wu Zhang's gust,
And he died because of rush,
Just after hesent me the girls' clothes..
But upon the Wei army's empire's crumbled,
My sons and my brothers now mumble,
But as I fell ill, I done my last killI died of illness, phew!
