Gaara Of The Funk!!

Gaara was abused ever since his mommy died.

He cryes at night as his father raped him up the ass.

No one knew about this.

Not even his brother and sister.

Then one day when on his way to the roof to do who knows what

He finds these two boys arguing one looks like a jock -Naruto-

and the other one looks like a huge emo kid -sasuke-

He never knew how cold eyes could be till that day

on the roof while Gaara was doing who knows what Sasuke walks in.

Gaara blushes and looks down Sasuke looks at him and says,

"Your hair is so red and spikey. Can I touch it?"

and Gaara with tears in his eyes cryed out "yes!!!!"

and like that their relationship eculated and so did their penises

Then one day Naruto yelled at Gaara,

telling him that Sasuke's body was all his and so they had an epic battle.

Sasuke stood to the side holding a hankey to his eyes,

and then Gaara beats Naruto and Sasuke runs up to him and gives his hankey to his nobal prince.

And they lived happily every after, till Shikamaru showed up and tryed to do them both,

at the same time!!