"Aargh!!!!!!!!!!!"
The screech of pain shocked the Snow Kids.
Micro-Ice hopped to his feet "Guys...and Mark! That sounded like Aarch!"
Rocket shrugged "I don't really care Fred,"
Micro-Ice frowned "I'm not called Fred. My name's Micro-Ice,"
"Really?!" Rocket said looking at the others for confirmation, when he was satisfied with the nods he turned to Micro-Ice "Sorry bruv, I thought your name was Fred,"
Micro-Ice stared at him in silence.
"Maybe we should go see what's wrong with Aarch," D'jok said.
"He's probably just been mauled by a bear or something," Ahito said with a shrug.
"A bear?" Mei looked at Ahito "Do bears exist on Akillian, or in fact in our universe?"
Ahito bit his lip "Err, dunno really. It could be a space bear,"
"Ooo space bears are deadly," Thran interjected.
Ahito nodded "In fact did you hear about Herbert's cousin?"
Thran shook his head "No, what happened to Herbert's cousin?"
"Herbert's cousin saw a space bear,"
"Really?!"
"Yup!"
"Wow!"
"I know!"
"Can we just go find out what's wrong with Aarch please?!" Micro-Ice screamed madly.
"Ooo I dunno Micro-Ice, I'm not sure I want to see a space bear," Yuki said.
"There aren't any Space Bears!!!" Micro-Ice screamed again (His screaming shows his agitation, good authoring ey?)
"No, it's space bear," Tia corrected.
"That's what I said," Micro-Ice groaned.
D'jok shook his head "No to be fair mate, you didn't,"
"Yes I did!"
"No, you said yours with capital letters,"
"Does it matter?"
Thran nodded "Yes, it makes all the difference. People won't know if you're talking about a space bear or a Space Bear,"
"What? That makes no sense!"
"Whoah that's way off!" Mark exclaimed angrily "Thran is a Snow Kid as are me and Yuki!"
"I didn't say anything to suggest otherwise!" Micro-Ice screamed.
"That's racist Fred," Rocket said.
Micro-Ice shook his head "Fine that's it!"
He walked over to the window.
"What're you gonna do Micro-Ice?" Yuki asked.
"I'm going to jump out of this window," He answered.
"Whoah that's way off!" Mark shouted "Me and Yuki are Snow Kids and we have a right to jump out of that window too!"
Micro-Ice shook his head and jumped. He was soon followed by Mark who dragged Yuki with him.
A few minutes later, Aarch walked into the room.
Rocket looked up at him "Oh Aarch, we heard you scream but Micro-Ice convinced us not to go see you. What was wrong?"
"Did you see a space bear?" Thran asked.
Aarch shook his head "Nawh, It's just that I was trying to do a poo and when it came out it was one of those poos that hurts,"
Everyone nodded.
DA END!!!
