Merlin ToD Script

Merlin: Hello there, young children! Today, there is going to be a very special ToD fanfiction… (Merlin is pushed forcefully out of the way before losing his footing and falling into Gwen's lap.)

xKittyRiku: (Hissing at the young Warlock.) Merlin, I told you to stay out of this, I'm giving the rules here! (Stands in front of Merlin.) So, this is a ToD fanfiction, much like the title of the piece states. That means that if you want to ask Merlin and his friends a question, or dare them to do something, -anyone from series 1-3- simply review with your truths and dares!

Merlin: But that means… I might have to…

xKittyRiku: What? Do what? We can't read your mind, Merlin.

Merlin: Well… does that mean I might have to… do something I don't want to?

xKittyRiku: That is the point.

Merlin: But-

Arthur: (Walks into the scene, grimacing and holding a pair of rotten tomatoes.) Who left these vulgar fruits in my chambers?

xKittyRiku: (Sighing) Oh, I don't know. Maybe your girlfriend Guinevere has finally had enough of you. (Stroking chin) Which means that I could finally get my chance…

Arthur: What?

xKittyRiku: No, no. It's nothing. (Bats eyelashes, incredibly Mary-Sue ishly.)

Morgana: (Speaking up from the corner of the room she is sitting in.) Arthur, what is she talking about? Your girlfriend?

Arthur: What? No, it's nothing…

Gwen: (Muttering under breath) Thanks, Arthur…

Morgana: (Smirking that smirk) I think we're forgetting something here.

Merlin: You were the one that changed the subject! (shrinks back down when he sees the scowls Morgana and Arthur are giving him)

Arthur: And what might that be?

Morgana: (Scowling) That… woman is planning on having us reveal our deepest darkest secrets, and do silly little dares!

Arthur: (Turning to xKittyRiku.) And you think you have the authority to do this? Don't forget who my father is…

xKittyRiku: How could I possibly forget who your father is, when he's the most foul man alive. Yet, slightly handsome and has a very charming side to him… (:3)

Arthur: (Backing away) Well… alright then. But don't forget. And I'm sure your funny little games won't do much harm-

xKittyRiku: If only you knew…

Arthur: (Scowls and ignores her) …to anyone, will they?

Merlin: You're giving into her? (receives deathstare from Arthur) …Sire?

Arthur: Oh, shut up Merlin.

Morgana: Yes, Merlin. Hold your tongue, I think some rules are to be mentioned.

Merlin: Rules? Why do we need rules?

Morgana: Obviously because anyone can give any number of truths and dares per review.

Uther: (Popping up from behind his throne.) Don't be absurd, Morgana!

xKittyRiku: She's right.

Uther: Still, how could she have known the answer? It must have been magic!

Morgana: (shifty) Oh, no! Nothing like that…

xKittyRiku: Moving on from this more than awkward scene, there is only one rule I can think of, and that is to please keep the reviews with a maximum of two truths and two dares, but don't feel like you only have to write one review!

Morgana: That doesn't make sense…

Merlin: Yes it does!

Morgana: How?

Merlin: I think basically, you can review once per chapter-

Uther: Those are the rules, Merlin.

Arthur: Father, let him continue.

Uther: I will not have my son speaking to me like that! Arthur, it's time for you to learn how to be a great king, and I don't think you're getting the hang of it…

Arthur: Father I know how to be a good king, I-

Uther: Don't talk back to me, Arthur.

xKittyRiku: (Backs away, and gestures for the rest of the cast to do the same.)

Uther: (Continuing) Come with me, I'll teach you why you shouldn't mess with rules and laws! (Reaches over and takes Arthurs' ear between his thumb and forefinger, and drags him off to the dungeons.)

xKittyRiku: Well it looks like the first real ToD chapter will be held in the dungeon. So feel free to review, and I promise to fulfill all your truths or dares! (In an undertone) As long as they aren't too graphic… this is going to be kept as a T fiction and I don't want to get sued!

Gwen: (Looking at the door Arthur has just gone through, longingly.) I don't think you're supposed to write in script format as it is, Riku…

xKittyRiku: Hmm, nice nickname there Gwen! And maybe one of the reviewers will let you finally tell everyone how you really feel about Arthur…

Morgana and Merlin: We already know. Everyone knows! (They glare at eachother)

xKittyRiku: So, I think that's all… you know the rules! And everyone who does review, gets a free interweb t-shirt! (Not really, but I'll let your OC have one!;D)