"I love you."

"Sod off."

"You're beautiful."

"Scram."

"I think you have the nicest blue eyes."

"Scamper."

"You look wonderful in that baby blue sundress."

"Get lost."

"You have soft luscious red hair."

"It's amber."

"You have kissable heart-shaped lips."

"And I'd like to be able to kiss you bye bye."

"So you will kiss me?"

"Heck no!"

"Your eyes are a nice shade of sea blue."

"Cut it out, I know what you're playing at."

"And your freckles compliments you."

"You said they made me look like I had chicken pox."

"That was in first year. Besides, you have a cute button nose."

"Don't change the subject, Albus told me."

"Told you what? I've got nothing to hide."

"Mmhmm, Al informed me that a blonde Slytherin had to woo me into being his girlfriend for a group bet."

"I don't know what you're spluttering out."

"He also added the fact that you'd earn 200 Galleons if you won, and you'd have to pay 3 times that price if you lost."

"Fine, I had a bet. So what?"

"Oh, so you want to lose?"

"What's your deal?"

"You tell them you've won and that you doubled the price because you did it half the time they've given. I get 50% of the share."

"But I wanted to woo you to see if you actually liked me."

"You've just earned the title 'Mr Ignoramus'. If you hadn't notice, I've been eyeing you since third year."

"Then I can say you have good eyes, but I'm not ignorant. That is an insult to my cunningness."

"Yeah, right. So, are you going to ask me out?"

"Pardon?"

"You know, first dates and all that. I've even saved my first lip-lock for you."

"That's nice. I can say that I've been practicing for you, right?"

"Only if that was true."

"Would you like to go to Madame Puddifoot's with me next week?"

"No."

"Err…what?"

"I said negative, the place is decorated in pink!"

"Okay, okay! How about the new cafe - Red Leaf?"

"Sounds nice enough, pick me up at 9 on next Saturday."

"Would you like your money than too?"

"Sure, bye Scorpius. *Smooch* I'll see you then."

"Huh? Oh...err, yeah... sure."

"And please remember to bring that smooth charming attitude in lieu of this stuttering idiot I have now, okay?Okay."