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From the franchise that gave us some of the most beloved and interesting Sci-Fi characters of all time, and also Jar Jar, comes the video game series that won the hearts and minds of Star Wars fans everywhere, and then took a big steaming shit all over them.
Star Wars Battlefront!
March into the games that fulfilled the fantasies of nerds across the globe by putting them onto the front lines of the Star Wars universe, as you pick you favorite faction, your favorite planet, and your favorite trooper and dive into some classic shit-wrecking action, where being the only human combatant in a singleplayer battle will make you feel like a Star Wars God.
Then, when you're tired of singlehandedly owning entire battlefields, join the online community, and pit your skills against people who will mow your ass down like it's Mardi Gras, forcing you to realize that mowing down hundreds of mindless enemies in single player mode does nothing towards preparing you to face an army of nocturnal basement dwellers who have been playing the game so long that their asses have become permanently glued to their chairs.
Watch the decline of the Battlefront franchise, as over the course of seven games, Battlefront goes from a revolutionary experience that blew everyone's minds, to a microtransaction nightmare that put the entire future of the Star Wars gaming industry into question, as EA wrestles control of the wheel away from people who actually give a shit, and turns one of the most profitable franchises of all time into a complete clusterf##k, with two of the greediest games to ever disgrace the industry.
So jump back into the series that followed the business model of the Third Reich, starting off as a world class powerhouse, and ending up as a hated, despised, bombed out shadow of its former self, including:
The one that started it all: Battlefront
The one that kicked ass: Battlefront II
The one nobody remembers: Renegade Squadron
The second one nobody remembers: Elite Squadron
The third one nobody remembers: Mobile Squadrons
The one that charged you $110 dollars for the full gaming experience: Battlefront EA
The one that made you tear your controller apart with your teeth in unquenchable rage: Battlefront II EA
And the canceled ones: Battlefront III, Battlefield Online, First Assault, and Battlefront IV.
Starring:
The Last Jedi- Luke Skywalker
Moldy Hobbit- Yoda
Blaster Master- Han Solo
Rocking The Stache- Lando
Darth Jones- Vader
Stephen Hawking- Palpatine
Sasquatch- Chewbacca
Crown Of Horns- Darth Maul
Star Wars: Rise Of Darth Loot Box!
Quick question, are we sure that Jabba the Hutt is not the head of EA?
