-1a/n hola!!! This is a fanfic that goes along with my notes story, and is all about Jasper and all the kitties, and I mean house cat's, that he's killed. This is only going to be 29 chapters, and to read this, please read up to chapter 11 in my notes story, cuz that's when you find out about it!! So here it goes…I hope you like it!! Give me ideas on how kitties should die, ok? I wanna mix it up a bit!! I think one might fall off the roof…cuz Jasper pushed it…cuz he was jealous…or something like that!! Going on now!!!
DISCLAIMER: do I look like Stephenie meyer? NO but I do look like Bella! If she was 13, had glasses, wasn't dating a hot vampire, wasn't starred in a book, was named Katie…blah blah…
KITTY KILLER!
It is the first week after Alice discovered what shopping was, and she brought home this pretty little kitty. The kitty was a girl, and had a pink nose, pink paws, wide, green eyes, and a cute little tale. She was a black and white cat, all her paws were black, all the way up to the upper leg, on all four legs, she had a black tail. Her face was white, with one black ear, her chin was black. Her belly was white, with a black muzzle, and she had a white back, with the exception of a big black diamond shape in the center.
The kitty was very hyper, a lot of the time, and this drove Jasper crazy. He was hyper all the time around this kitty, and hated it!! He couldn't get near Alice with her hyper-ness, because he would probably be mentally damaged for life!!
One day, everyone was out hunting, except for Jasper, who went the night before because he had been on the verge of killing. He was waiting at home, the cat fast asleep, when Alice showed up. She told him that she was done, and her eyes told him the same thing. He was just sitting there, while she was showing him, with great enthusiasm, some cute dresses, that barely covered her up. He was sitting there watching her in a good mood, her being hyper at the same time, when the cat woke up.
"Um…we have a problem…" is all he could get out, even at vampire speed before he started running around the house, at vampire speed. He ran the same course that kitty had run. He was catching up with kitty, when she saw a mouse and got even MORE hyper.
"RUN!" is all he could get out this time, before he started going so crazy, he was chasing his non-existent tail! He was running and running so fast, that he didn't even feel it when he stepped on kitty…
"crack" "MEO-" (dieing kitty sounds)
"EEEEEEEK!!! Next time I get a cat, Jasper, remind me to get a LAZY one!" Alice said while running over to kitty and cleaning the mess up.
Alice learned… hyper Alice (plus) super-hyper kitty (equals) JASPER GO BOOM!!!!
Kitties grave:
Here lies a kitty named Diamond;
May her kitty soul rest in peace,
And may no more hyper kitties get near Jasper and a hyper Alice at the same time!
a/n good? Bad? Horrible? So bad that your eyes are bleeding? So good that your choking on laughter? Tell me!!! Even if it's the third option, at least I know that it isn't the best story I made!! And I know it's short, that's why I'm adding a kitties grave and what someone learned section! Any new ideas for a title? I like this one cuz it matches with what he's called, but if you hate it, tell me!!
-Katie the kitty lover!!!!!
