This is for my story
Yes, another cliché about Anime characters arriving but what if most of the characters don't even know anime? Note: this was written by my younger sibling because she has more literal skills than me XD Anyway...
Chapter 1
Well before the story starts let me introduce myself to the, if any audience. My name is Michaela and I'm an Australian with very strange hair. No seriously, my hair looks ebony brown with blonde ends but when it is looked at from under a microscope it is auburn red and shiny. I know about anime and I've watched and read many series including abridged series (wink wink). Now anyway, it was 8 AM and I was watching a video by littlekuriboh called "neko porno" while chatting with a friend on Facebook in my room. I smiled. This guy has a very good sense of humour and knows how to please the fangirls. "Is it a bad thing that I'm not attracted to Yaoi?" I wondered aloud. A sound rang as a message appeared in the chat box. Hey, r u still there? I'm dying here! From Annabel 8:05 AM. Sorry. I typed back. Just watching a video and spacing out. LOL, You're so funny Mickster. Anyway, did you see Teah's manga drawing? Yeah I have, and do you know who it is? No! Who? Tell me! It's-BANG! I turned around and stared at my door. "That sounded like it came from inside the house..." Wait, this seems like that chain mail thing where there is a clown statue which isn't a statue and if you don't post to something videos something will come and kill you... Hello? Are you still there? Not again... No! I'm here, I just heard something. Wait. I'm gonna go and check it out. May the Gods be with you LOL. I got and walked to the door. I placed my ear against the door and listened.
"Tobi get off me, hm!"
"Sorry Deidara!"
"Ouch! Who the fuck stepped on my head!"
"It's your own fault you have your head there Hidan."
"Shut up Kakazu!"
"Pain (Pein) are you alright?"
"I'm fine Konan."
"Where are we Itachi?"
I muffled a squeak and back away from my door. Is that the Akatsuki! But what are they doing here? I hurried back to my computer and typed: Annabel! Are you there! Yeah, why whats wrong? People have appeared in my house! Ugh, even to me that sounds corny. I could imagine her laughter. Michaela, you know you're not allowed to let strangers into your house when your parents have gone to Bali for a month .Stranger danger LOL. Please! I'm not lying, could you bring the others here? It seemed like she sensed I was meaning it. Ok, but please be careful. I logged off and shut down my computer. I tip toed towards my door and placed my ear against it. I could hear murmuring, but that was it. I opened my door slowly and thanked god it didn't squeak this time. I creeped down the hallway until the voices could be heard quite clearly. "-Okay, so we have no idea where we are but we do know that someone has been or still is here." Pain said. How can he be so sure? "How can you be so sure Pain?" Tobi said, as though he read my thoughts. "Because whoever was here didn't wash up their utensils they ate with." Pain stated matter-of-factly. Damn it! Why do I have to be a lazy ass that can't clean up after herself! "Judging by the fact that the oil has not yet solidified this was used today." Itachi said. A chair scraped the wooden floor and footsteps sounded and stopped. I guessed he was standing near the kitchen sink where I left my plates and such. Damn it! Why did he have to be so frocking smart! Another chair scraped and footsteps sounded. Whoever it was made a sound as though he was sniffing the air. "Judging by the scent, it's a girl AND she's still here." Kisame drawled. "A girl huh? Fuck yeah!" Hidan yelled. Oh frock.
"Calm yourself down Hidan, if she is a kunoichi she's not a very good one."
"On the contrary Kakazu, she's a very smart one. We haven't been able to sense anyone else's chakra since we arrived." Konan replied sharply.
"You are right about that Konan." Pain said silencing Kakazu before he could speak. "Itachi, find this girl and bring her to us."
"Hey! Why can't I go and get her?"
"Because I can guarantee that Itachi won't harm her, Hidan. The same can't be said for you."
"Damn it." I was struck with pangs of fear and excitement. As much as I hate to admit it, part of my brain was going crazy. Now, I'm not a fan girl of Itachi (I prefer Deidara and Sasori) but you can't deny having Itachi collect you would definitely be a fan girly moment. I wish I could say that I felt him approach but at that moment I blacked out. It could have been because I was afraid or because of Itachi's genjutsu. I'm blaming the latter. I'm guessing I was out for 5-10 minutes, because any longer and my friends would've been lying next to me. I didn't wake up smoothly. I woke to the sound of someone yelling in my ear and a foot stomped on my chest with a burst of pain. My vision was blurry. I gasped and clutched at the foot. "Get...Your...Foot...Off...Me...Now!" I choked. (What can I say? Us Aussies are idiots XD)
"Who are you to command me bitch?" Hidan yelled pressing down harder.
"Hidan, get off her. We still need her for information" Pain commanded. Hidan lifted his foot and grinned. "You're lucky girly." I rolled over and made gagging noises. Nice. I breathed long and deep. Finally I asked croakily "What do you want?"
"We want to know what your name is and where we are." Pain stated staring at me. "My name is Michaela and we are in Australia," I smiled "but we are not in the Naruto universe." Pain frowned. "Then where are we?" I coughed and replied. "Well, you're in a thing called my world," I sat up and opened my arms wide. "Welcome to it." Tobi laughed. "I like this girl. Can we keep her?" Pain nodded his head. "I don't see why not." I bit my lip. The girls will be here soon. I just need to waste a bit more time. "Are any of you hungry? Could I get you something to drink?" At that, most of the Akatsuki smiled and exchanged glances. "What?" Why am I worried? Hidan grinned and said "We already raided your fridge." "YOU WHAT!" I yelled. I ran to the fridge and flung it open. Empty, completely empty... "You ate everything..." That was all I had to eat for the rest of this month... Sasori appeared next to me. "I didn't eat anything, if that makes you feel better." "No, its fine. I'll just go and buy some more." I didn't know a group this small could eat that much. "Wearing that, hm?" Deidara appeared and smirked. I looked up at him and grinned. "I live in a place called boganville mate so, this is no big deal, but I'll dress anyway." I gave one glance and racedback to my bedroom. I pressed the start up button on my computer while I also raced around looking for clothes to wear. I spied a T-shirt and jeans lying in a heap. I grabbed the clothes and logged onto facebook. I was sent a message 1 minute ago that read Hey Mick, it's me. We just need to pick Holly up then we can head over your place. No don't! I typed back. Meet me at Woolies. The group ate all my food! I logged off. I changed into the clothes and walked into my en suite. I quickly brushed my hair and looked at the reflection in the mirror. I bit my lip. How could I explain that the Akatsuki were in my house? I sighed. No point wondering about it now. I walked back out into the lounge room. "Well, make yourselves at home; I need to go buy groceries if I wanna survive this week." "You cannot go alone." Pain stated. I put my hands on my hips. "Unlike in your world, nobody is likely to kill me. It's safe for me to go outside." "How will you be getting there?" "I'll be walking." "Is it far?" "No." "Fine." I nodded and turned. Hehe I won an argument against Pain. I opened the door and walked outside. Ahh good. Nice and sunny with a bit of wind. Just how I like it. NowI don't usually scan everywhere I look but I never trusted Pain even in the anime . He would've definitely sent someone after me. I quickened my pace.
When I arrived at Woolies who should I see but my group of friends sitting on benches and whispering. I raised my arm high and waved. "Hey!" I yelled and raced towards them. "What took you so long?" Annabel teased, hugging me. "Michaela, you said people are in your house." Holly said looking fearful. The happy mood faded. Ok ok, time to have a break. Intermission, if you will. Lets explain the other characters who are important. First up, Keeley. Keeley fits the stereotypical and cliché dumb blonde. She has blonde hair, pink streaks and eyebrows almost invisible. She has no clue about anime besides being shown SebastionxGrell pictures by another mutual friend. Next Annabel. Annabel is a busty and curvy Mexican with a fiery temper. She has tanned skin, brown eyes and frizzy brown hair. 3rd is Holly. Holly is very shy around people she doesn't know but around just me she acts very silly and childish. Holly has light auburn hair, blue eyes and freckles. 4th Emily. Emily is a very serious get-to-the-point person. She has short brown hair, brown eyes with specks of green and transparent braces. 5th Antoinette. Antoinette is Lebanese and is a very silly girl. She has brown hair, brown eyes and her skin has a yellowish tinge to it. 6th Teah. Teah is fascinated with the paranormal and always has a dreamy look in her blue eyes. She has wavy brown hair with blonde highlights. She has a very quiet voice until she yells. Last but not least, Kate. Kate is loud, stubborn and rude to people she doesn't like. Her hair is like Teahs except it is not wavy. She has freckles as well. Anyway, back to the story!
I scratched my head. If this was an anime, I would've sweatdropped, but this isn't an anime. This is real life and I have the Akasuki in my house. "Well yeah I do." "How did they get there?" "I don't know, that's the thing!" "Who are they?" "That's hard to explain." "How?" "They're from a show." "You mean actors?" "No. Characters." "From an anime? Cosplayers?" "Half right. They are from an anime, only they ARE the characters." "Are they from Death Note?" "No, Naruto." "Hold on!" Annabel said halting the conversation. "What do you mean they are from a show?" "I said what I mean. They appeared out of thin air in my house." "Let's go and check to see if they're real. If not, then Michaela is no longer allowed to stay at home by herself." Emily said folding her arms. "Hey!" I protested.
"Let's go!" Antoinette cried. I sighed.
