Holiday at Sunny Beach Resort

As he ate his chili dog, someone ran up to him and knocked off the chili on the chili dog. NOW IT WAS JUST A DOG!!! But he didn't panic, for he had spare change and bought another one, and stuffed it in his mouth. He kept his cool. He was lead singer and guitarist in his rock band, Sonic Underground. Meet Sonic the Sonic the hetchog. Or hegog. Whatever the spelling was, he was a blue hejog- err… hedgehog.

"DUDE! There's a cockroach in my pants!" said Manic, Sonic's little bro.

"You know, just slap at it or shake it out! It was your idea we spend our week off at the farm!" said Sonia, Sonic's lil' sis.

"NOOO! It was Sonic's idea! I wanted to stay at your grandma's house! She got plenty valuables to take." Manic replied.

"Manic, I wanted to stay at a beach resort, and Sonic wanted to spend his time on Mt. Carlsmore, so the only one left is you! Remember? You said you wanted to milk cows, and you hated mountain climbing and sharks always attack you so this was the only place left. Live with it, bub!" said Sonia.

Suddenly out of nowhere, Tails appeared and said, "Hey, guys! Do you want to leave this crap dump and go to a trash dump?"

"Tails! Yo ah mah heroooh! I'd go anywhere but here! Let's go!" said Manic.

"Then off to the Caribbean we go!" said Tails as he strapped everyone into the seats of his jetplane.

??? hours later…

"DUDE! There's a crab in my pants!" said Manic.

"Wow, Tails! You have a great taste of beaches! Also, I never "(DDDUUUUUDDDESSSS, HELP!!! THERE'S A SHARK ON A DUNE BUGGY WITH A

knew you were so sophisticated." Said Sonia.

HARPOON CHASINGME!!! HEEEEEELLLLPPP)" Screamed Manic.

"Huh? What was that, Manic? Wait, I'll come to you later, and MAN! You gotta try these chili dogs, man!" said Sonic.

"Hey, Sonic, did you see Manic?" Sonia asked "He said he'd bring me somewhere. And- Oh my goodness, w- what the heck is that!?" She pointed at a massage table "WOW! They even got massages! SCREW MANIC! I'm gonna do something on my own…"

"(DDUUUDDEESSS! WHAT WAS THAT REMARK ABOUT ME? DOES IT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HELPING ME???)" Screamed Manic as the shark started pummeling him with a shovel.

The chili dog stand closed due to lack of ingredients, and so Sonic left and saw Manic being run over a few times by a shark on a snow plow. Sonic rushed over there to save the day and he scared the shark, so the shark did a burnout on Manic and drove into the sea.

"Hey, Manic, are you okay?" Sonic asked.

"I would have been if the shark didn't put spike tires on the plow, and where were you when I needed you!? I was screaming loud enough for you to hear, even for those few minutes when that shark held my head underwater. I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T A GOOD IDEA TO GO TO A BEACH!!! NOW LOOK AT ME! I LOOK HORRIBLE! THAT SHARK IS GONNA COME BACK, YOU KNOW!!!!!" Screamed Manic.

"Not on my watch" Said Sonic.

"You don't even have a watch"

"I DO have a watch"

"Oh, what brand? Poorboy?"

":D"

"YOU GOT IT!!!"

The two rolled in the ground fighting while Sonia had her massage.

"AH! The sound of two brat bros ripping each other in half and killing one another… Music to my ears!" Said Sonia.

Then, out of nowhere, Shadow appeared, and he looked strangely cheerful. Sonia, who just finished her massage, decided to check if Shadow was okay instead of stopping the two already bruised brothers still rolling on the ground, or to warn Manic about a shark with a grenade in a 747 doing a nosedive looking at him.

"Hey, Shadow, why are you so happy?"

"This IS happy!"

"Yeah, like I said. I mean, you're usually so dark and moody, but today, you're happier than a monkey in a pickle barrel. Is there anything bothering you?"

(BOOM)"AAAUUUGGGGGHH!"

"Oh, my gawsh! Sonic, Manic! What happened to you two?" said Sonia, suddenly shocked at the sight of the two brothers.

"A 747 nosedived into my mouth." said Manic.

"Manic! You don't look so good!" said Sonic

"Well, duh! I CLEARLY NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!" cried Manic.

"Well, someone's overreacting, huh?" said Sonic as he left. Sonia followed.

Manic feels left alone, because he is. He has been left for the dead. Ok, maybe not that bad, but the bad siblings had no idea of the badness of the bad situation that was bad. But when a person feels down, there is always the comforter. Shadow walked towards Manic and crouched down.

"Hey, you okay?" asked Shadow.

"Not really, get a doctor..." Manic said weakly.

"Oh, good! For a second there, I thought you were in some sort of trouble and that got me worried, but it turns out your okay! What a relief!" Shadow said, smiling. He got up, walked towards Sonic, and they started to play Leapfrog (?).

"Oh yeah, sure. Leave me to die… I didn't think it would end like this… Hey! Cupcake!" Manic said as he picked up a cupcake on the ground and started chewing on it. Suddenly, he was completely healed, and he got up and started walking. Then, the shark hit Manic with an ambulance and started throwing him around. Manic then decided to fight back, so he ran towards the shark, tripped and fell onto the shark. The shark got scared and dashed (?) off into the water.

After the game of Leapfrog, Sonic tripped over a giant treasure chest lying in the middle of the beach.

"That's why I hate humongous giant treasure chests, you never see them. They should be bigger!" Sonic said, facing the treasure chest that was almost his size.

"Well, aren't you gonna open it? I mean, it's a hot day, and who knows, maybe the chest is some sort of cooler with cold stuff in there!" said Shadow, fanning himself with his own hands.

"Oh, and risk getting frostbite? I don't think so. C'mon, Shadow. Help me tow this thing into the ocean, and maybe I'll get you some ice-cream. But first thing's first, you grab that end and this end too, I'll just watch." Sonic replied Shadow.

Shadow pushed the whole chest into the ocean. But after that, he was too tired to go to back for ice-cream, so he just passed out and floated in the water face-down.

"Um, excuse me, Mr. Blue hedgehog, is that corpse yours? You can't have dead bodies floating around here without a license." said the lifeguard.

Sonic was forced to go get Shadow. Luckily, the water was only up to his chest, so he didn't drown. Then, after dragging the almost-dead Shadow onto shore, Sonia asked Sonic if he could rent a car and get a hotel room because they were staying here. Sonic was reluctant to go, but there were free chili dogs in for him, so he agreed.