This is OOC as this is my version of what Qusitis is like. There arent that many Quell's out there which is a real shame. They are two different characters who can bring so much to a relationship. I think its kinda kinky having a small innocent teen with a ruthless whip yeilding blonde.
Quistis + Zell + whip + morning wood = good times (I hope:D). I need reviews. I know its sad....but its the only thing keeping me sane!
Hepatic Bastard
"Zell...you have to start eating" Qusitis was starting to get real annoyed with the once bouncy blonde. She always thought of him as somewhat childish and now he was quietly sobbing with his face nestled in between his hotdogs.
"I'm not hungry" mumbled Zell.
Quistis sighed.
"What happened now? Did Seifer give you a wedgy again?" she could have punched the living daylights out of that blonde. He never did learn did he?
"No....." he trailed off silently chocking on some ketchup he managed to inhale.
"Do you want to talk to Ava?" Quistis offered. He was becoming quite bothersome and some cadets were already gawking at the situation. Ava was the library girl Zell was smitten with.
Zell visibly stiffened.
"I never want to see her again" he raised his head and sobbed. His face was abstract to say the least. Light and dark patches of red contrasted with a swirl of mustard. It really did look ridiculous and Quistis was struggling to contain her laughter.
Gosh he's like a child trapped in an adult.
Trying not to ridicule the martial artist she tried to think of calming thoughts. There was one thought that instilled in her power and new found confidence.
"Go talk to a wall…" she scoffed. She definitely got over her crush. It took a while before she realized that Squall really wasn't worth it. For one, the man couldn't talk and secondly he had nits.
If there was one thing that Quistis hated was a man with nits, particularly crabs.
"Okay then…do you want to talk about it?" trying not to sound too nosy. Zell was an interesting person even though he was juvenile at heart.
"AVA CHEATED ON ME WITH SEIFER!" he growled with utmost ferocity before retreating back to his pitiful state.
Qusitis had a knack for picking everybody's faults (much like me). She did concede that Seifer was beautiful when he was a toddler at the orphanage, though now he was battling early symptoms of emphysema. The man smoked 5 packets of cigarettes a day to the point of his skin attaining a very nice jaundiced look. Why anyone would want to swap the healthy and lively Zell for the nicotine addict was beyond Quistis?
Ava….She was a nice girl, if you like to live with a rag everybody wiped themselves with. If you were going to be a slut, you might as well 'dine' in style and not sleep around with diseased psychopaths. Hmmm disease. Experience was not the only thing Qusitis gained from working with Dr Kadowaki. She would enjoy breezing through the confidential files smirking and laughing at some of the health complaints.
She could never look at Irvine without laughing. It seemed that shortly after the war he admitted himself to the infirmary after 'accidentally' impaling himself (anally) with his Exeter. Judging from the file, it was quite serious as Irvine had to go without food for two weeks to give his bowels a well earned rest.
Apart from Irvine, it was found that Ava was currently the source of the hepatitis and syphilis outbreak at both Galbadia and Balamb Garden.
Looking back at Zell she felt happy for him, in a weird twisted way.
"Maybe it just wasn't meant to be. Besides you deserve much better" she touched his hand trying to comfort him. She could be nice when she wanted to. People thought she was an anally retentive cow, but in reality she was just a perfectionist. People just didn't know how to conceal their jealousy.
"Well if you need anyone to talk with...you know where to find me" Quistis stood up before making a dash to Seifer's room. She finally understood why he looked so jaundiced. She scoffed. Obviously Seifer didn't attend her safe sex lessons.
Zell threw away his 20 hot dogs and slowly retreated back to his dorm. He was getting strange stares but he didn't care. He also didn't care at the onslaught of flies attacking his face trying to eat the thick layer of tomato paste. Zell thought it was any other day. A lonely day where he would sit on the couch and stroke himself to sleep.
Meanwhile Quisits was patiently knocking and waiting outside Seifer's door. She could hear the moans from the cafeteria.
No wonder Zell is like this. The bastard has no shame.
"Well it is Seifer were talking about" pointing that out.
"Seifer its me…your 'darling' instructor".
The moaning temporarily stopped.
"FUCK OFF BITCH!"
Bastard
"I ju..just came over to ask…if yo..you could pop my cherry" a smile on her lips.
The door quickly opened.
"BINGO" Quistis chirped. She did in fact know her students.
"Well instructor come on in" he growled seductively. Ava was screaming obscenities at Seifer and Quistis.
"Seifer I didn't know you enjoy eating scraps" malevolently eying Ava whose breasts were exposed, glistening with what looked like sweat and saliva.
"What!? I thought you…ERR NEVER MIND" he looked slightly confused.
"If you could leave I'm in the middle of an important assignment" grated Seifer.
Qusitis pushed her way into Seifer's room. She couldn't quite put a finger on the smell. It smelt like a used condom cum ashtray. She hated it.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DORM" Seifer shouted, his neck veins protruding with anger.
"Calm down 'woody'. I just came to tell you that you and your….." she looked at Ava giving her a taste of a laser eye, after which she continued.
"tramp are required for an STD test" she chuckled looking at the now exasperated face of Seifer. Oh she could be cruel, and she enjoyed being malicious with the ex-knight.
"CYA" blowing a kiss, leaving Seifer and Ava to a very heated discussion.
She loved her job.
I always admired Quisits, but I never liked how some stories made her emotionally weak. She is a smart woman whom I think is capable of getting over Squall (hate the bastard). The fact she doesn't have a boyfriend is testament to the fact that she has style and she is willing to wait for the right person....or she is secretly screwing them as we speak oO! Anyway...there is more to come. I have another story 'Valentine's Revenge'. It will be a while before I update any of them. I have an exam on SOIL! SOIL...of all things!