Okiday...well this is inspired by my brother who is totally cool and a
complete kook. We were debating the weaknesses and strong pionts of The
Phantom Menace, (and what GL could possibly have been smoking the day he
created Jar-Jar), when he acted out how he thought the annoying thing
should die. So this is all his fault. I just put it down on paper. Hope you
find it as funny as I first did. =)
*~*~*~
The chosen one. The one prophesied to bring balance to the force. But such balance is not achieved without great cost. For the prophesy also states that the chosen one must experience both sides of the force in order to balance the two.
The chosen one will fall into shadow, abandoning the light of the living force for the tainted power of the darkside.
Yet the chosen one has not turned fully. Not yet. He still struggles with the war that is being waged in his very soul.
But one event will tip the scale. One event that, although born of the darkness, will always be celebrated as a gift from the living force.
~~
Anakin Skywalker stood alone. The room was dark, and he liked it that way. His eyes were closed and he was fully conscious of the light and the darkness as they fought for control of his mind, his body, his soul. He could feel every part of the battle, could feel both sides of the force. He knew that he could call on both and bend them to his will. But only one would be served. Only one would own him.
And the darkness was winning.
At that exact moment Jar-Jar Binks ambled in, and seeing the lone figure he let a delighted cry. "Ani? ANI!! Wasn yousa doin here? Mesa so muy muy happy to be seein yousa!" the creature tried to hug his friend, but Anakin jerked away from his touch.
"Go away Jar-Jar." The Jedi snarled, ice lacing his voice.
Ja-Jar stopped, confused, "Wasan da matter Ani?"
"Jar-Jar just go away!" Anakin demanded as he stalked away from the frustrating creature.
"But.but." the gungan stuttered following the young man.
"GO AWAY! I don't want to hurt you." The young man ground out through his teeth, closing his eyes and clenching his fists.
"Hurt? Mesa no undastandin.Ani wassan yousa mean?"
"Jar-Jar I don't-Ah, the heck with it."
"Ani? Ani wassan yousa doin wit dat lightsaba? Ani? ANI?!! An-AAAAAAGH!"
--
Later that evening, Anikin stood solemnly before Obi-Wan who was pacing before him, incredibly annoyed.
"Anakin I understand why you killed him. But did you really have to walk all over his guts like that?"
"Sorry Master."
*~*~*~
The chosen one. The one prophesied to bring balance to the force. But such balance is not achieved without great cost. For the prophesy also states that the chosen one must experience both sides of the force in order to balance the two.
The chosen one will fall into shadow, abandoning the light of the living force for the tainted power of the darkside.
Yet the chosen one has not turned fully. Not yet. He still struggles with the war that is being waged in his very soul.
But one event will tip the scale. One event that, although born of the darkness, will always be celebrated as a gift from the living force.
~~
Anakin Skywalker stood alone. The room was dark, and he liked it that way. His eyes were closed and he was fully conscious of the light and the darkness as they fought for control of his mind, his body, his soul. He could feel every part of the battle, could feel both sides of the force. He knew that he could call on both and bend them to his will. But only one would be served. Only one would own him.
And the darkness was winning.
At that exact moment Jar-Jar Binks ambled in, and seeing the lone figure he let a delighted cry. "Ani? ANI!! Wasn yousa doin here? Mesa so muy muy happy to be seein yousa!" the creature tried to hug his friend, but Anakin jerked away from his touch.
"Go away Jar-Jar." The Jedi snarled, ice lacing his voice.
Ja-Jar stopped, confused, "Wasan da matter Ani?"
"Jar-Jar just go away!" Anakin demanded as he stalked away from the frustrating creature.
"But.but." the gungan stuttered following the young man.
"GO AWAY! I don't want to hurt you." The young man ground out through his teeth, closing his eyes and clenching his fists.
"Hurt? Mesa no undastandin.Ani wassan yousa mean?"
"Jar-Jar I don't-Ah, the heck with it."
"Ani? Ani wassan yousa doin wit dat lightsaba? Ani? ANI?!! An-AAAAAAGH!"
--
Later that evening, Anikin stood solemnly before Obi-Wan who was pacing before him, incredibly annoyed.
"Anakin I understand why you killed him. But did you really have to walk all over his guts like that?"
"Sorry Master."