Hi, My names John, and i am not nesceserilly a fan of pokemon but i know alot about it, and i do believe Ash and misty are a couple, and this is how i would intervene in their relationship. BTW, all i say about myself is true. I do make some Manga refrences.
Background: In the end of the Sinnoh series, Ash, Dawn, and Brock return to pallet town for a week of R&R, when Prof. Oak tells them of the Ameriko Region (Side note: this is Japanese for America, except instead of an A at the end an O,
ÉAÉGÉäÉJÅAÉAÉÅÉäÉRÅAGet it?) Because there are only 2 new pokémon, (Asinu and Feninu) Ash is told that it is smart to choose 6 pokémon to take with him (He takes Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Bruizel, Chimchar, Kingler and Donphan), Oak also tells him to bring his Kanto/Johto, and Hoenn outfits, because the climate in Ameriko is highly variable. They head for Cerulean city for a boat to Angel City (Parody of Los Angeles) but in Pewter City, Brock meets a girl who actually shows interest in him and stays in Pewter City, in Cerulean City, Dawn gets a Phone call that she needs to go to Goldenrod City to meet her parents right away, and she promises that she'll be back. By the end of that pseudo episode, ash is finally on the boat to Angel City
Ash and Pikachu are finally on the boat to the Ameriko Region, where he will get the badges for the Ameriko League in Title City (Parody of Boston), when suddenly
"ASH!!!!" a high pitched voice yelled
"huh?" said ash
In the crowd of the boat none-other than Misty, who is now seen wearing her hair down [à la Pokémon Special] and now wearing a collared blouse and her normal shorts, is running through the crowd of the boat towards, ash and embraced him, but leading to an awkward moment
"Hey, Misty, haven't seen you in a while"
"Yea, theres this huge Gym Leaders convention in Angel City-where's brock?"
"Pewter city, he met a girl"
"of course"
"Wait, where's pikachu"
"asleep, you know Carb coma"
Pikachu heard his name, his ears twitched, and he woke up, suddenly realizing whose there
"PIKACHU-PI!" Pikachu leaped into Misty's arms.
"Hi, Pikachu, I guess we're going to hang out together for a little while"
"Pika!"
Suddenly the boat arrived into the port of Angel City.
"Wow!" Ash said, "This is the largest city I have ever seen", an old guy comes by and says "Thats not only that, its so big that it's Broken into three parts, the North Part, filled with the middle class and poor except that in the south part of the north part is filled with rich people, and thats where new trainers get their first pokémon, the West is filled with rich people and college students, and the Central is downtown, filled with all classes, this is a centre for culture"
"Wow" Said misty, I guess we'll be here for a while"
A nice mercedes-benz drove by Ash and stopped, and a proffessor popped out
"You must be ash, we are needing you at the first pokémon ceremony"
Ash, Misty, and Pikachu (Oxford Comma, ftw) headed towards the Angel University Pokémon lab in the Western Part of Angel City
New trainers, this is Ash Ketchum, a pokémon trainer for 5 years!
Ash did his speech (I don't want to type it)
other people did speeches (I dont want to type them either)
one of them, John Henderson came over to talk to Ash, he was a black shaggy haired Eastern European type, dressed up Preppy yet still somewhat punk, a teenager, bout 15 or 16, you know Ash's age.
"Hi, Ash, I enjoyed your speech, man, just want you to know, I rember you from the Indigo league 4 years ago!" he said
"Oh wow, I do remember you, but you're taller and have a deep voice, we would have battled if richie didn't beat me"
"yeah, those were the days, but now I don't train pokémon for battles but for music, I mean i throw in a battle every once in a while but I got badges and everything for Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Ameriko. So life is all good-oh, whose this?"
"Oh, thats Misty"
"Ah, I see, you know, Ash-"
"Wait, did you just say you train Pokémon for Music"
"Damn straight, man, Classical, Rock, Jazz, World, whatever it is we play it, and damn well"
"Well I am here for the eight badges of Ameriko"
"Well if thats the case, Antonin's gym downtown is perfect, he's an Ice pokémon trainer, but the gym's closed for the Next week, the Gym Leader's Convention is for the next week"
"Oh My God! The Convention, i forgot!"
"Don't worry, misty, its all week, and I can drive you"
"But you're only 15" Said misty
"Its okay, I learned at age 13, in Hoenn, the driving age here is 14"
John parked at the convention with his new friends in his car. As misty walked in she saw all of these familliar gym leaders 40 to be exact, she was a day late, but she didn't think that that would be a problem, but it was. During the festivities an announcement said that there were two no-shows to the convention until today, Forrest Harrison (brock's brother) and misty, and were both fred for being late. The next day brock was called in and was told that he was to Replace Forrest as Gym Leader, and once again Misty's sisters were to be the Cerulean Gym leaders. Crushed to hear that she has been fired Misty cries alone in an empty part of the convention centre. (There are only 40 known leaders, :P) Anyways, going back in time a while, about two hours before Misty got fired and she was at the convention in an unsuspecting matter, John, and Ash went to get some food at a Japanese BBQ, while pikachu enjoys a nice big bottle of ketchup
"So, ash" John says, "Misty seems pretty cool"
"Yeah, I've known her for almost 5 years" ash starts to drift away from the conversation
"Wake up, dude"
"HUH?!?!?!" Ash screamed blushing
"Dood, you're blushing, you like Misty or something?"
"WahhhH! No, she ain't my type" Ash says with his eyes like this ^^
"Hey, chill out, I'm hungry" They put their steak fragments on the BBQ (Thats Japanese/Korean BBQ for you :P)
"Hey John, you know you shouldn't go accusing people bout stuff like that, I bet you've had liked lots of girls"
"Well...."
"Here's the bill sir" said the waiter
Snapping out of his train of deep thought "Oh, heres $50"
"Pikapi, chu chu chu pi!"
"Oh, here buddy, you can have some more if you want"
"Your pikachu seems manually dexterous, have you ever thought about teaching it Guitar or Drums or violin?"
"chaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Never thought of it but its a very good idea."
1 and a half hours later, John drives Ash to the Downtown Convention Center
"go get your girlfriend, ash"
"heheheheh" with that same ^^ expression on his face
"Pika!"
Now Misty is fired, misty cries in a secluded spot after Ash looks for her for a while finds her, now readers, please imagine a very shippy scene of Ash cheering up Misty but nothings out yet, i dont wanna depict this because it'd take too long but Ash is cheering up Misty, misty is blushing pikachu is on Ash's shoulder saying
"Pikachu pi" and they leave to John's car.
As Ash, Misty, and Pikachu get into John's car he drives towards his home, which Ash and Misty and Pikachu will see for the first time.
"Oh my god!" Misty yelled
"John, you live there?"
"Pika? PiPiPi?"
"Yeah, most new friends say this just get it out of your system"
"Holy Crap, John, you're rich" Ash exclaimed
"Yeah, well dont crap yourself, man its really not a big deal. Anyways, we can all crash in my room, leave your stuff here, lets hit the Jazz Club"
He takes the mercedes-benz to the west side of the city to his favourite jazz club west side jazz
after watching some awesome performances, the announcer says
"Is that John? Come on up here, friend and see what you can do!"
He gets up and grabs a violin and starts to play
(Note to readers, i do have something in mind that he plays so if you want to see the following is a link /watch?v=LcF0zNkPsOQ skip to 2:45 for the part i want readers to hear)
As he starts to play I got rhythm Ash and misty are looking very impressed
when he finishes
"My god, John, that was...Amazing" Misty says
"eh, i screwed up" John sayed
"Pikachu?"
"Well, we didn't notice" Ash said
"Whatever, lets just go home" John said
***
That Night
"Ash...Ash...Wake up!"
"Huh?" ash said grogilly
"So, this John guy, he seems cool, too cool"
"I know what you mean, I mean, Music star? Rich? Secret Invention? Whats next, a math genius?"
"Don't look too soon Ash"
"Whats that, Misty"
"Calculus. Its a calculus text book, this guy is a math genius"
"Hey, Ash?"
"Yeah?"
"You don't mind if I travel with you through Ameriko do you?" "No problem"
"thanks"
"Come on, Mist, we should get some sleep"
"Morning guys, who's up for some matzo brie?"
"What's that" Ash and Misty both simutaneously say
"Matzo egg and chicken fat, its pure Jewish Bliss, wake Pikachu up, i'll make it"
"Great, he's a chef too" Misty sarcastically remarked
"whats that, Misty?"
"Oh nothing" she said with that weird expression on her face ^^
Anyways the group finally started eating
"Pika!" Pikachu said as he poured ketchup on his Matzo Brie
"So, John, I'm leaving Angel City soon, and maybe you'd like to join us on our travels"
"Sounds great, man!"
"I know it's best not to mention Gyms in front of Misty, but the convention ends tomorrow and Ash, i think it might be a good idea for you to start training for the big battle against Antonìn" John said
"He's right, Ash, we've been spending too much time messing around at Jazz clubs and stuff i mean in a couple of day's you're going to battle Antonin" Misty said
"Your right!"
"Hey, ash, why don't you battle me!" John asked
"Thats a good idea, John, I haven't seen any of your pokémon yet" Ash said
"Well, I guess if i'm traveling with you i'll have to pick six" John said, "let me check"
He left to go and brought back six poké balls
"Charizard, Sandshrew, Totodile, Drowzee, Mr. Mime and Merrill"
"Wow! A MARRIL OMG! I JUST LOVE MARILL" Misty screamed
"Keep your shorts on Misty, you'll see him soon enough"
"It'll be hard to beat me, John"
"I don't know, Ash, We've both been training for the same ammount of time" We'll see
"Okay, I make the rules, boys, choose 3 pokémon to battle, whoever's pokémon are eliminated first loses, kay?"
"Go! Pikachu! "Go! Sandshrew!"
"Pika!"
"Shrew! Shrew!"
They battle and Sandshrew wins
"Ahh! Pikachu! Are you okay?"
"Pika-pi"
"Fine then, go Kingler"
"cookie."
"Kingler, Hydropump attack"
The hydropump then totally ko'd Sandshrew
"Sandshrew, return"
"Go! Mr. Mime"
"Mime!" "This should be easy" ash said with confidence
"Kingler, use your hydropump
"Mr. Mime, COUNTER!"
There was a large boom which knocked out both pokémon
"Return!" they both said
"Okay, that was just practice" John stated "Go Marill!"
"Go Bulbasaur!"
"Bulbasaur! Use your vine whip"
The two pokémon battled until both were knocked out "Both pokémon are unable to battle, there is no winner" Misty announced
"Well Ash, we did a good job"
"Yeah, is Antonin going to be this hard?" Ash asked
"I think he was pretty hard when i battled him, but i did it in one try too"
The next day the trio drove to the Gym Downtown, Antonin was a Normal type trainer, and the battle was long and hard but Ash did eventually won, afterwards he won the Luxury badge. Afterwards they were ready to head towards Bay City in order to beat Wolfgang, the Water Pokémon Trainer for the Mist Badge. BUT! Before John leaves for Bay City, he must leave his pokémon he's leaving in Angel City he needs to leave his non-party pokémon with Prof. Pierce, also he must make concerts for the route he will take. Ash has also decided to return all of his pokémon except for Pikachu to Oak to catch some new pokémon in Ameriko.
And so Ash, Misty and John left Angel City for Bay City.
And so Angel City's city limit passed by the group of three. Though afterwards, they head towards the forst largish city Venturas, a great surfing town but nothing special about it, in some respects its quite the conservative bible town but that's not important. Further to the north was Santa Venturas but that is to the north. But one day John got a phone call on his phone.
"Hello, is this John?" a voice said
"Yeah, who want's to know?" He answered
"That's not important, if you are still traveling with Ash Ketchum and Misty, then tell the two this, I am no longer gracious and a good loser, I challenge you to meet me at the Tropic Islands to the southwest of Ameriko"
"Listen man, I don't know any of before but we'll be there, one who sends me a threatening phone call shall pay, so if you're going to battle Ash, you're going to battle me first, Jack", says John as he angrilly turns off his phone. "John, who's that?" Misty asked
"Listen, we need to take a boat to the Tropic Islands, the ones east of the Orange Islands, a very uncool guy called me and told you, Ash, to meet him in battle at Mouen Island"
"A challenge? I'm ready, whatever happenens I'm always ready" Ash proclaimed
"But Ash" Said Misty "You only have Pikachu" "Pika-Pika!"
"I can just call Professor Oak"
So the trio heads to to the nearest harbor and takes a long boat trip to the Tropic Island's Mouen Island. When they got to the island somebody familiar was standing there.
"Oh man, not you again!" Misty Yelled
It was Rudy, the Trovita Island Gym Leader
"What do you want from me now Rudy?" Misty Yelled
"I want to battle Ash for your heart" He said
Then John said "Wait, you are saying that Ash and Misty are finally a-"
"WahhH! No! But a battle's a battle" Ash said blushing
"Wait now, I challenged rudy first, and It's my turn" "Okay, John whatever you say, I need to go to the Pokémon Center to pick up the pokémon i used in my previous battle with that gym leader!" Ash said
"I wouldn't be so sure of it, Ash" Rudy said
"Let me fill in for that, soon after I left to be Gym Leader when you went to Hoenn, Ash, Rudy came to me to hit on me, and i sued him for Sexual Harassment and won, his gym, to whom I sold it to a local who had being coveting it for a while" misty explained
"Then my familly moved to Trovitopolis, and last month I decided to come here for the 4 badges and he championship.
So John battled Rudy and kicked his ass, afterwards Ash battled him and lost.
"hah! I knew i knew your strategy, Ash, now, me and Misty have some catching up to do, now get out of here now!" Rudy gloated.
"Okay..."Ash said very very sadly with a small tear running down his cheek with Pikachu on his head and John followed.
"RUDY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, I DON'T LIKE YOU AT ALL I HATE YOU, AND I LIKE ASH!!!!!!!!" Misty yelled "eep! I didn't just say that"
"So you wouldn't mind me taking your hand in marriage...and before you say no you might as well look down, my look what my Alakazam did for me!"
Alakazam put musty into a wedding dress.
"Eep!" Misty whispers
"Now, now, you and me forever won't be so bad" Rudy says grabing misty and trys to make out with Misty but fails. And as this happens the following happens:
"Ash?" John asks
"yeah??"
"Why did you leave?"
"Uh...I lost...she wants him"
"Idiot, I know you like her, and you and I both know that Misty hates rudy with a passion"
"-and whatever Rudy does we will have to stop him"
"Exactly."
And so Ash, Pikachu and John ran back to where Rudy proposed to Misty and Ash yelled
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah, Ash, I knew you'd come so I called the police, and they are here to Arrest you for attempted assault. you too John..." "Wait, this is illegal, I'm out of here, Misty, if you're smart you'd get out of here"
"No way, John she's getting married with me now!"
"John! There's nothing you or ash can do, I'll find a way out of this!"
"Alright, screw this, come on Ash"
"No. Rudy, you are a total asshole who has obviously gone off the deep end, and I must do all i can to stop you, PIKACHU THUNDER ATTACK!"
"Pika-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" yelled Pikachu as Rudy was shocked to the point of fainting.
"ASH thank you so much" Misty yelled as she grabbed Ash and hugged him and they both turned bright red. There had been too much horror for the day and Rudy said
"I-I-I don't know what to say, I'll go home now...Ash...i'm sorry...misty...well...just you know, you are a good couple"
"You guys" Said John "That was ****ed up. We should go now.
They took a boat back to Santa Venturas where John will be ready for a new surprise.
End of Part one
To be continued.