Cute Yet Disturbing
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Inspired by Mameshiba! Enjoy! :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia
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America sighed contently as he patted his belly and burped a very loud, "heroic" burp after eating the usual McDonald's meal. England sat next to him, disgusted by his lack of manners.
"You know, one of the Seven Wonders of the World should really be that stomach of yours," England frankly remarked.
America just laughed. "And then the second Wonder of the World should be your scones!" He laughed more as he put up his hands to block the inevitable beating from the angry Brit.
"MY COOKING IS BRILLIANT, YOU GIT!"
"Whatever you say!" he snickered. Before England could yell at him some more, America's white McDonald's bag toppled and out spilled ketchup packets, napkins, leftover fries, and…
A mochi?
"Yo!" the mochi greeted adorably. It had glasses, blue eyes, and a blond strand of hair sticking up from the top of its head.
"WHAT THE? IT TALKS!" America shouted in disbelief, pointing a finger at it and scooting back in his chair.
"It kind of looks like you," England observed, unfazed.
"WHY ARE YOU NOT FREAKING OUT?"
"Did you know?" the mochi asked before England could reply. "You'll consume about 60,000 pounds of food during your lifetime! That's about the weight of six elephants!"
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"…but that's how much an average person consumes," England pointed out. "Alfred is a nation, so that would mean he consumes mo-"
England gawked in shock as he watched America retreat to the corner of the room and curl into a fetal position.
"Lies…it's all a lie…" America muttered miserably to himself as gloomy spirals and lines surrounded him.
England sweat dropped. The mochi just giggled.