Windy Love
Her name es Desteny Adosculation
She work at da Cirque du Freak and she have long hair and black and eyes purple
She aslo halfvampire but she don no iut
Some times Destr Desteney can eat blood cause she houngry
Also she have secret power she tell no one about, except her sercret lover, Mrs. Creepsler
had gave her the vampire power and he sexy his hair beaugtiful oregano.
"Hai Desteneye" he whisper to her hair.
"Hey," she say coyly back, "I be missin you all weeks"
"I no," he shouts "I got assistance now."
"But I thoughts you dont want assistantce?"
"I don. He little brat pants."
"Is it Trooska?"
"No bby u no I over dat hoe."
"Well if not her den who!?"
"This randm ass boi. He can all up and do shiz for me nw."
"Dat's sooooo coul! Ima can bss him rnd 2?"
Jus den trouska walks in, swingin her nasty a$$ beard like a baseball bat.
"Hey bby daddy," she tells Desyetyny. "We b having a bby gurl."
"WHAT!? LYK WUT DA FURK!? I THOT THAT YOU LURVED ME LRTN! GO DIES I HATE YOU NW!"
"But I never have no secs with Trooska!" he insisst
"Yeah," trooska say. "YOUR DA MOMA BY WIND."
"Not agains!12111" Desteny whines -(das her secert power)
"Dun worry. I getz abortion," Truska placates.
"But dat kill bby gurl!"
"But if itz better 4 you i do it"
"Nooo. keep da babby."
"Kk," truska sasses.
"How you get girl preggo?" Lurchen ask.
"By da wind again," she repli
"Again!? You do dis b4!? You cheetin on mez?"
"Naw bby is my sercert power."
"I love you babby we can be 2gether forever."
Then dis hoe wit a bear belly's skips in, making earthquakes and sht.
"I AS DARRENS," he pronounces.
"Oh hell dat hoe sexy," trouskas said
Desteenee is still in the sotry so she goes "I am a prostitute with a ouija board"
"Oh and I'm violent too"
"I NEW IT!" Lurchen Cries. "U neva loved my."
"Naw i does," she say.
"I lahv ur hair, cuz it's like a carrot and karats are like pretty!
"Oh bby I srry fur doutin yall. Les go under da pillow and play vampires."
And then, they did it.