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"GODDAMMIT, YOU ATE ALL THE PIZZA AGAIN, C.C.?!!!"
"YEAH, I DID!! WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, KALLEY?!!"
Lelouch sighed, and rubbed his temples. All this yelling was not only distracting him from his schoolwork, but it was beginning to give him a migraine.
"I'LL FUCKIN' BREAK YOU IN HALF, WOMAN!!!"
"HA!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, YOU DAMN SLUT!!!"
Lelouch clenched his pencil tightly, and took in several deep breaths. Although his door was locked, the two girls could still be heard quite clearly out in the hallway.
"I'LL SNAP YOU LIKE A TWIG WITH MY GERMAN SUPLEX!!!"
"YEAH, IT'S JUST LIKE YOU TO USE SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS SO TOTALLY BUTCH!!"
A few minutes later, a loud shriek was heard, and Lelouch's door came crashing down as C.C. was thrown into the room by a rather infuriated Kallen.
Lelouch turned in his chair to face the two woman and screamed, "WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU TWO JUST BE QUIET AND MAKE OUT LIKE NORMAL LESBIAN LOVERS, FOR GOD'S SAKE?!!!"
"BECAUSE," Kallen replied, her face still red with fury, "SHE ATE ALL THE DAMN PIZZA!!!"
C.C., however, seemed to still be lying on the floor, clutching her arm as she winced in pain. "Oww...I...I think you broke my arm..." she whimpered, tears forming in her eyes, "You...you hurt me...why...why...why would you hurt me? I thought...I thought you loved me..."
Kallen gasped, and her rage immediately ceased. She quickly ran over to poor C.C. and lifted her up, bridal-style. "OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY, BABY!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I DO LOVE YOU!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOU!! I DIDN'T!!! REALLY!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!! OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY!!!!" she cried, kissing C.C. over and over in between words.
"Just...just take me to the infirmary...augh, it hurts so bad..." C.C. said quietly.
"RIGHT!!! RIGHT!!! TO THE INFIRMARY!!! I...I WON'T LET YOU DIE ON ME, MY LOVE!!!"
"I...I'm not gonna die..."
Kallen quickly rushed out the door and down the hallway, carrying C.C. with her.
Lelouch sighed, and turned back to his desk. 'Fuckin' PMS...' he thought.
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After having the door repaired, Lelouch once again attempted to finish his schoolwork. Kallen was still at the infirmary, tending to C.C.'s every need, so hopefully he would finally have some peace and quiet.
However...
"MILLY, GIVE ME BACK MY PANTIES!!!"
"NO!!! THEY'RE MINE NOW!!! YOU LEFT THEM AT MY PLACE, AND ANYTHING IN MY VICINITY AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES MINE!!! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT, SHIRLEY!!!"
Lelouch had a sudden violent twitch. 'Goddamit...'
"THAT'S COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!!! JUST GIVE ME BACK MY - HEY, DON'T SNIFF THEM, YOU PERVERTED BITCH!!!"
"AHH...THEY SMELL JUST LIKE YOUR CUTE LITTLE ASS!!!"
Lelouch buried his face into his hands, and began to sob.
"ARGH!!! I...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I LOVE YOU!!!"
"YOU LOVE ME BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME!!! DON'T QUESTION THE WAYS OF SEXUAL DESIRE!!!"
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'I...really...hate...these...damn...lesbians...'