GIRLS JUST WANNA READ TWILIGHT
Here we go, once again. I seriously feel like I ought to make a CD of anti-Twilight songs, don't you? But even if not, it's still a riot to write this stuff. I even crack myself up!
Goes to the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper, one of my all-time favorite songs. I remember dancing to that song ages ago, when I was in the dance troupe "Funky Sensations".
Original Music © Cyndi Lauper
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
Some girls drive a Mercedes-Benz
And some just like to hang loose and gab with their friends
But if there's one thing in the world they all like
Oh, girls, they wanna read Twilight
Oh, girls just wanna read Twilight
The only thing every girl seems to do
Is wish for a vampire to choke with love, too
And when they get together on Friday night
Those girls, they wanna read Twilight
Yeah, girls just wanna read—
That's all they really want
Is Twilight
It's crazy, but it's no lie
No, girls just wanna read Twilight
Oh, girls just wanna read Twilight
Girls reading
Reading Twilight
Girls wanna read—
Those girls read till their eyes bug out
And they look like something the cat just hacked out
Somebody tell these girls to all get a life
But girls, they wanna read Twilight
Oh, girls just wanna read—
That's all they really want
Is Twilight
Without it, they'd simply die
Those girls, they wanna read Twilight
Oh, girls just wanna read Twilight
Girls reading
Reading Twilight
Girls wanna read—
They just wanna
They just wanna
(Girls)
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna read Twilight
(Girls)
Girls just wanna read Twilight
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna—
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna read Twilight
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna read Twilight
They just have no—
They just have no other life
Oh, they just have no other life
Oh, girls
Girls just wanna read Twilight
Everybody!
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna read Twilight—
Oh, girls,
Girls just wanna read Twilight!