TITLE: You're Naming Her WHAT!?

AUTHOR: VIDZ

TIMELINE: AU after Season 8

PAIRING: NOT SJ, it's actually Jack/Kerry

TIMELINE: Season 10

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show Stargate: SG-1 are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: short, stupid, fluffy and on the verge of a crack fic. Still hope you like it. Observe the pairing warning.

SUMMARY: a brand-new O'Neill has just entered the world and not everyone is thrilled over the name.

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The entire former SG-1 was gathered around the hospital bed, welcoming the first baby of their team into the world. Even Hammond was there, something that meant a lot to Jack.

"So, what's the name of the newest O'Neill, anyway?" Daniel asked.

The two parents met each other gazes before Jack answered "Lara."

"LAIRA?" Sam exploded "You want to name her after your ex?" She was appalled at Jack's idea and his insensitivity towards Kerry.

Jack looked at her weirdly "Noooo." he drawled "And Laira isn't my ex, we were never together."

Sam snorted, clearly not believing him even though the sincerity was in Jack's eyes. But then again, no-one believed him that nothing happened between himself and his host on Edora even though it didn't. He had never been THAT drunk...

"What then?"

Kerry shook her head and rolled her eyes at Jack, with that mixture of love and exasperation only wives still in love with their husbands possess, when said husbands do something stupid, but they can't help but love them for that stupidity "No, after Lara Croft."

"Who?" Sam's knowledge of pop culture was really abysmal, leaving Jack to shake his head. Well, what CAN you expect from someone who is stuck in an underground lab 24/7?

"Geez, Carter, you REALLY need to get out of your lab occasionally." Jack rolled his eyes "Lara Croft is a videogame character."

"How did you make acquaintances with this LaraCroft, O'Neill?"

"My Gameboy died. It was old after all." Jack admitted sheepishly "I bought a PSP and received a copy of Tomb Raider with it..."

There was only one thought Sam had to that.

D'oh!

THE END

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