Hi. This is my take on the famous Things I'm Not Aloud To Do At Hogwarts list. I have used the ideas to come up with a few mini stories containing either Fred and George or The Marauders.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the ideas for the mini stories; I found them after reading a story. That author is called SilkenRoseDreams. I don't own any of the characters from the books or Hogwarts, they belong to J.K Rowling. I am making no money of this story. THIS IS MY DISCLAIMER FOR THE WHOLE STORY.

1.)I WILL NOT POKE HUFFLEPUFFS WITH SPOONS, NOR WILL I INSIST THAT THEY'RE HOUSE COLOURS INDICATE THEY'RE COVERED IN BEES.

George and I were hiding behind the great hall doors. We had caused a smallish distraction by the Hufflepuffs Common Room. By small, I mean every time someone tries to step outside, they're covered in Itching Powder. This then means they have to go back inside to take a shower, try to go out again and the cycle continues. It wasn't until 7:30 when Professor Sprout noticed her house wasn't in the Great Hall. They weren't back yet so that's why we are waiting behind the Great Hall doors. After about 15 minutes, we heard footsteps coming towards the hall. And it was a lot of footsteps. Suddenly the doors swung open and a herd of flustered, angry looking Hufflepuffs stormed in. Hufflepuffs never look angry. I nudged George and counted down on my fingers. 3….2…..1

"It's the Bees!" We ran out in unison, screaming bloody murder. We got some weird looks until they noticed we had charmed all the spoons in the hall to poke the Hufflepuffs. We had recruited some little first years to help with the screaming part.

"It's the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess" The shrieking of It's the bees was almost drowned out by the cries of shock and screams of hatred from the already heavily annoyed Hufflepuffs. The spoons were poking the Hufflepuffs like they were supposed to. We had now grabbed spoons and had started joined in with poking the Hufflepuffs. A few Ravenclaws had joined in, even more Slytherins. It looked like almost all of Gryffindor had grabbed spoons and joined in, all except Percy and Hermione. Spoilsports.

Professor McGonagall and Headmaster were looking upon the scene with different expressions. McGonagall was furious with the Weasley Twins. Dumbledore was trying very hard not to laugh at the twins newest practical joke. While the twins were the bane of McGonagall's existence, He actually rather enjoyed the twins jokes.

McGonagall had now stood up and shot sparks out of the end of her wand. She was searching the Great Hall with a furious expression on her face. She stopped searching when she found us. Whoops. Busted.

"You two, My office now!" She seethed at us, fixing us with her best glare. We slowly backed out of the Great Hall with mischievous grins on our identical faces. The second we were out of the Great Hall I turned to George.

"We are so doing that again!"