One dark stupid day, Ochimaru an evil stupid ninja attacked the stupid village. His stupid snake power had stupidly slithered all around stupid the village.
Stupid Sasuke talked with stupid Naruto.
"Have you heard of that stupid Ochimaru attacking the village?"
"Uh... His evil power is very powerful," Naruto said sarcastically. "Uh… I'm very scared of him." Naruto walked all the way to the stupid Hokage Mountain stupidly. He stupidly prayed to all of the stupid hokage.
On the way back, he saw stupid Sakura playing the stupid football.
"Hello Naruto san!" she shouted gratefully. Naruto walked stupidly toward Sakura.
"Oh, hello Sakura!" he said stupidly.
By that time, Ochimaru attacked the stupid town stupidly. Naruto threw his stupid blade to Ochimaru stupidly and it stupidly missed.
"Ha ha ha! I thought that you are a piece of shit and you really are a piece of shit," Ochimaru said stupidly. Ochimaru attacked using his tongue power.
"Stop fucking around with that tongue. He smacked all the stupid rock and the stupid rocks crush everybody except Ochimaru and Naruto. Ochimaru used his stupid summoning dead people power and he lifted it up under a spherical stupid rock and it crushed them too. In the end, they all live stupidly ever after.