Heero: I want total pacifism because war sucks!!!
Quatre: What are you talking about Heero, war is fun and I enjoy killing others.
Heero: Quatre your wrong if we have total pacifism the world would be so peaceful and loving.
Quatre (spaz): Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, NOOOOOOOOO pacifism, Kill, Kill, Kill. Mwahahaha Kill, Kill, kill.
(Heero shoots Quatre)
Quatre (slowly dying): Sandrock my damn Sandrock I've always hated you.
Heero: Oops...accidentally must have pulled the trigger.
Others: Ahhhh...finally we can get some peace and quiet now that that annoying Quatre is gone.
Duo: Now we must get back to protect the peace loving Romefeller foundation everyone.
Heero: Yeah let's go.
Wufei: So Duo, I heard your new name was "The Great Protector" is that true.
Duo: Yeah, pretty catchy isn't it.
Wufei: Yeah whatever.
(All take off in Gundam's to OZ...except...Quatre)
Heero: I just got report that OZ is under attack, we must defend OZ.
Others: Let's do it.
Duo:(In the background) The Great Protector lives again.
(Arriving at the battlefield)
Heero: The mobile dolls are attacking OZ.
Trowa: I'm scared of dying. (Runs off to the circus)
Duo: The Great Protector must defend OZ. (Attacks mobile dolls)
Wufei: I'm not strong enough to fight mobile dolls. (Runs away)
Heero: War is not the answer. (Runs away)
(Meanwhile Duo defeats the mobile dolls)
Duo: The Great Protector must defend OZ. (Promoted by OZ after battle)
Romefeller Foundation: We could not fight because of our total pacifism ideals, but we promote you Duo for protecting us.
(Relena breaks down door)
Relena: I'll kill you all.
(Shoots Duo and Romefeller Officers)
(Meanwhile at the circus)
Ring Master: Trowa you're up next.
Trowa: I'm afraid of lions though.
Ring Master: I don't care get in there.
(Trowa goes out and a lion runs after him)
Trowa: Get away from me. I hate lions, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(Lion eats Trowa)
(Meanwhile in space)
Heero's Colony: We must destroy everything.
Heero: I wonder if I can convince the colonies to change their ways.
(Flies off to colonies)
Heero: I have returned to you after my trip to Earth. I do not agree with your ideals. I think we should have total pacifism.
Colony: Heero Yuy we must destroy you now. This is mutiny.
Heero: No this is unjust. I was just stating my real beliefs.
Colony: PACIFISM SUCKS!!!
(Colony releases a Gundam)
Relena: Heero I'll destroy you!!!
Heero: I must retreat it's Cap'n Carnage Relena.
(Relena blows up Heero)
(Meanwhile...Zechs at OZ)
Zechs: Good job protecting OZ Duo!!!
Duo: Yeah thanks.
(Zechs takes off his mask)
M. Peacecraft: I must destroy you now Duo along with OZ.
Duo: What in Deathscythe hell is going on!!!
(M. Peacecraft takes out a gun and shoots Duo)
M Peacecraft (spaz): Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill...
(Puts his mask back on)
Zechs: Duo?
Zechs: Oh well... Back to making peace.
(Meanwhile...Wufei in outerspace)
Wufei: Wow, I just got news Heero was destroyed by Cap'n Carnage Relena.
Wufei: I can't believe how strong women are, and how I'm so weak.
Wufei: Oh no, here comes Cap'n Carnage Relena now.
Relena: I'll destroy you!!!
Wufei: Oh, please no please no...
Relena: Sorry, but your pacifistic.
(Relena shoots down Wufei)
Relena: I love killing and blowing up things.
Relena: What the its Zechs.
Relena: I'll get him too.
(Relena goes after Zechs)
Zechs: I must get to the colonies and destroy them. That is the only way that will bring peace to Earth.
Zechs: What's that on radar. It's a Gundam!!!
Relena: Zechs I'll destroy you.
Zechs: Oh, no please not that.
(Relena shoots Zech's Gundam and his mask shatters)
M. Peacecraft (spaz): Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill...
M. Peacecraft: I'll destroy you Cap'n Carnage Relena!!!
(Relena and M. Peacecraft fight)
Relena: Your pretty good, but we're of peacecraft so we're equal.
M. Peacecraft: You're right lets go destroy OZ!!!
(Fly back to Earth and Conquer OZ)