EF9: Okay, konnichiwa, faithful fans and first-time readers of my stories, have I got a treat for you. A special tournament!

Kyuubi: Yes, EF9 has decided to write a more action filled story, there will be eighteen participating ninjas, plenty of fighting!

DEF666: But, unfortunately, EF9 sees it as his duty to write humor.

EF9: So worry not, faithful readers, you will still get some of my humorous fare. And, you can vote for the match ups you want!

Kyuubi: It will go like this, the matches will take one chapter each, and at the end of each chapter the name of one of the fighters will be announced.

DEF666: And you must review, and leave the name of who you want to fight against the ninja named at the end of the chapter.

EF9: By the way this is a companion fic to Invader Naruto, and now with the disclaimer we have team 10!

Asuma: Come on guys get it over with.

Choji: I want meat!

Ino: I am not going to do his dirty work.

Shikamaru: Sigh, troublesome. EF9 doesn't own Invader Zim, Naruto, or Fairy Kyuubi (LON: He's my invention… sorta.).

Kyuubi: Now start the prologue, OF DOOM!

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It was a bright and sunny day, and the rookie nine, team gai, team 13, and the sand siblings, were given the day off so their sensei's could have their weekly game of poker.

Asuma: (puffing on a cigarette and looking at his hand) Hmm…two pairs and a jack. I raise ten dollars.

Kakashi: Ten dollars, you sure seem brave.

Baki: Look who is talking, you aren't even playing. (to the others) I fold.

Kurenai: Hah! The big bad sand man hasn't stayed in once! I raise three dollars and a ramen coupon.

Gai: YES! VICTORY SHALL BE MINE, FOR I HAVE A YOUTHFUL FULL HOUSE! I RAISE FOURTEEN DOLLARS!

EF9: Excellent. (Inner chibi does the Mr. Burns thing with his hands) I raise twenty-five dollars.

Kurenai: I fold.

Asuma: I'm staying in.

Gai: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE WITH MY FIERY YOUTH, FOR YOU SHALL NOT INTIMIDATE ME!

EF9: Okay. Hands in.

Gai, Asuma, and EF9 laid their cards on the table to reveal Asuma's two pairs, Gai's full house, and EF9's… royal flush!

EF9: All right, I win. Fork over the dough. Hah! I can't believe it! I usually have the worst of luck at this game! And I win forty-nine dollars! (Inner chibi does a shameless victory dance.)

Asuma: Oh well, I'm still the best instructor. One of my students my students is a chuunin after all.

Kurenai: Sweetie, Shikamaru was a genius before you started teaching him.

Gai: INDEED! MY STUDENTS FAR OUTSHINE ALL OTHERS!

Kakashi: I'm afraid you are mistaken, Gai, I have the best students.

Baki: Hah! You make me laugh, does your team have a jinchuuriki with near ultimate power?

Kakashi: As a matter of fact, yes. And he managed to defeat Gaara in his full Shukaku form.

Seeing that this is a good time to stop a fight from breaking out, EF9 steps in and proposes that they settle the debate with a tournament. The rules being no killing the opponent, and that they be randomly chosen, one-on-one battles between their students.

So the others agreed and went to inform their students.

The next day, the six teams met up at the stadium that was used for the third portion of the Chuunin exams. The matches to be judged by Shizune, refereed by Jiraiya, and Tsunade was there to make it official. (But mostly because she likes watching kids beat the snot out of each other.)

Tsunade: Okay, we are here to see kids wail on each other because their sensei's are too wimpy to settle it themselves. Now, the first match is-

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EF9: Okay now you readers must vote for who you want to fight-

Kyuubi: -Against Sasuke Uchiha.

DEF666: Now review and vote for who you want to up against Sasuke!

EF9: And it can't be anyone on his team.

TTFN!