15 reasons why people go see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
1. You're a girl and thinks Orlando and Johnny is HOT no matter what role in a movie they play.
2. You're a guy and gets turned on by Keira's attitude.
3. You love pirates in general.
4. You want to see Orlando's sexy back!
5. Johnny's meant-to-be-confusing-but-funny speeches are cute.
6. You want to see Keira's breast almost completely out of her dress.
7. You love how every plot line is funny.
8. You want to see Norrington get mugged.
9. You're a band person and sits in theaters just to listen to the backround music.
10. You were hooked on from seeing the first "Pirates of the Caribbean."
11. You love monkeys, especailly ones that can't die.
12. You scout for hot guys in uniform throughout the movie.
13. You and your boy/girlfriend can makeout without having people stare at you because this would be a film people actually watch.
14. You hate the heat and snuck in for some A/C.
15. You won the tickets over the radio even though you've lived under a rock for the past 3 years and have no idea what in the hell is "Pirates of the Caribbean."
15 reasons why people don't see "Pirates of the Caribbean"
1. You hate pirates.
2. Your parents said "no" even though you're 21.
3. You're sea sick just seeing the sea.
4. Sitting in a theather for 2hrs. and 30mins. make you worry about eating that cookie and gives you an urge to just get up and run it off.
5. Your ex works in the theater.
6. You hate being surrounded by people even though you did every thing to get the last ticket to the sold out show.
7. You get all cranky when you can't understand what people are saying in Chinese. (You hate when people don't speak your lingo.)
8. Surround sound pisses the hell out of you.
9. Humor bores you/you hate laughing.
10. Ugly people scare you to death.
11. You think POTC is a devil made movie.
12. Walking from your car to the theater is too far for anyone to walk.
13. You keep buying pot with your allowance and is always broke.
14. You hate cliffhangers.
15. You freeze easyily in A/C places.